aaronmillard

Greeting Cards, Bad Puns, Illustrations, and Prints

Buyers are raving!

This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.

Announcement    *Thank you for continuing to support small businesses during this difficult time. A huge thank you to all essential workers, including postal workers who make it possible to keep the puns coming.*

Greetings and welcome to my little corner of the internet! Sit down, kick off your shoes and stay awhile. Browse through groan-inducing pun-filled greeting cards & high-quality prints of my illustration work, and if you feel so inclined, take one home with you.

IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION:

Shipping times provided are estimates based on Canada Post and USPS and are subject to change due to COVID-19 delays, therefore cannot be guaranteed.

Postal carriers have advised that delays and disruptions may occur due to a combination of record-high shipments along with staff shortages and other safety measures/precautions due to COVID-19. These delays are beyond my control and unfortunately, I can't issue refunds for late arrivals.

If you have any concerns about the timelines please contact me prior to purchase. I can provide the latest updates I'm being told concerning postage timelines.

All orders are shipped via standard mail without tracking information (though upgrades are available).

Hugs and Puns,
Aaron
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*These prints are made from my original watercolours and pen illustrations.
*All Images © Aaron Millard

Announcement

Last updated on 22 Feb, 2021

*Thank you for continuing to support small businesses during this difficult time. A huge thank you to all essential workers, including postal workers who make it possible to keep the puns coming.*

Greetings and welcome to my little corner of the internet! Sit down, kick off your shoes and stay awhile. Browse through groan-inducing pun-filled greeting cards & high-quality prints of my illustration work, and if you feel so inclined, take one home with you.

IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION:

Shipping times provided are estimates based on Canada Post and USPS and are subject to change due to COVID-19 delays, therefore cannot be guaranteed.

Postal carriers have advised that delays and disruptions may occur due to a combination of record-high shipments along with staff shortages and other safety measures/precautions due to COVID-19. These delays are beyond my control and unfortunately, I can't issue refunds for late arrivals.

If you have any concerns about the timelines please contact me prior to purchase. I can provide the latest updates I'm being told concerning postage timelines.

All orders are shipped via standard mail without tracking information (though upgrades are available).

Hugs and Puns,
Aaron
----
*These prints are made from my original watercolours and pen illustrations.
*All Images © Aaron Millard

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(709)

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"\"To live is to risk it all; otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you...\" - congratulate your favourite friend/parter/clone/bird-cyborg/squaunch on risking it all for another year."
"You know what season it is? Cool drinks on patios, in backyards, at parks, while sticking to the sweaty couch in your underwear with the fans on (or maybe that's just me jeans) Wherever you enjoy, show those drinking pals that you're mint to be."
"Show your favorite Sith warlord that you're wookie to have him with this Star Wars Father's Day card sure to please every nerdy dad, husband, or boyfriend. You know the power of the dark side... (Of terrible puns)\n#starwars #fathersday #darthvader"
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About aaronmillard

Sales 3,211
On Etsy since 2018

Exceptional taste in illustration and abysmal taste in puns. You're my kind of people!

Puns have always been near and dear to my heart. The way they polarize our comedic integrity, the way they show cleverness yet simplicity, the way your friends look at you with disappointment yet still can't help but laugh... I live for it and I want to share that feeling with everyone I can.

To this day, the blossoming greeting card business I started on Etsy in 2018 remains my absolute favourite side-turned-main hustle. My goal to bring a smile, an eye-roll, and groan-inducing puns to friends, family, loved ones and strangers alike will always be at the heart of my business. I love what I get to create, I love what I do, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Come say hi, I'd love to have you ♥

Hugs and Puns,
Aaron

Shop members

  • Aaron

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    Hi! I'm Aaron. And the aim to bring a smile, an eye-roll and groan-inducing puns to friends, family, and strangers alike will always be at the heart of my business. I love what I get to create, I love what I do, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

  • Jaxx

    Customer Service

    I MAKE SURE THAT EVRRY CARD IS SNIFFED AND (occasionally) SNEEZED ON BEFORE IT IS SENT OUT. DOG HAIR IS FOR EXTRA QUALITY. BECAUSE OF YOUR SUPPORT, I CAN HAVE NEW TOYS AND TREATS! WE ARE NOW BESTFRIENDS. - JAXX, Quality Assurance Manager

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Last updated on 05 Nov, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability

I certainly do! You can send me a message or email me at aaron@aaronmillard.com to request wholesale info.

Tracking

All cards are shipped Regular LetterMail via Canada Post which unfortunately does not include tracking. Shipping upgrades are available upon checkout that include tracking.