feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Ontario · 1344 Sales

feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Ontario 1344 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars
(254)

Announcement   $100USD in merch and VAGINAS4EVER = free shipping, globally ❤*

*Must be redeemed at time of purchase.

All orders are sewn by hand to order, and currently ship in 2-6 business days. Items in the Ready to Ship section ship in 1-2 business days.

Where I'm at: feltmelons.bigcartel.com (I combine orders and refund shipping overcharges, just drop me a line if you have orders at both shops!). I'm also on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

"Girl, you need to outsource!" Nope :) It's just me, sewing by hand in my dining room, cutting labels, packaging, keeping the Band-Aids stocked, breaking needles, errything. No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3 This has been such a once in a lifetime whirlwind of viral vaginii and media excitement, thank you for understanding <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the distinct design is protected by copyright laws. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament*, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada): folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament.
Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across (hey oh!) copycat versions out there for sale, please send me a link (you'll be forever loved, thank you to those who have already messaged!) so I can protect my intellectual property. Making Vaginament ornaments allows me to stay home with my kids, so I don't take infringement lightly.
I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my overall design :)

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that kicked this all off: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301


* Dude. It's my vagina design. Of course I'm protective. I send out super nice emails to begin with, it's nice to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Then, in rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter, and that costs $$$. So as much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: www.notyourvagina.com, because it's often more effective (and cheaper!) than involving legal.

Announcement

Last updated on 27 Feb, 2017

$100USD in merch and VAGINAS4EVER = free shipping, globally ❤*

*Must be redeemed at time of purchase.

All orders are sewn by hand to order, and currently ship in 2-6 business days. Items in the Ready to Ship section ship in 1-2 business days.

Where I'm at: feltmelons.bigcartel.com (I combine orders and refund shipping overcharges, just drop me a line if you have orders at both shops!). I'm also on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

"Girl, you need to outsource!" Nope :) It's just me, sewing by hand in my dining room, cutting labels, packaging, keeping the Band-Aids stocked, breaking needles, errything. No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3 This has been such a once in a lifetime whirlwind of viral vaginii and media excitement, thank you for understanding <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the distinct design is protected by copyright laws. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament*, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada): folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament.
Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across (hey oh!) copycat versions out there for sale, please send me a link (you'll be forever loved, thank you to those who have already messaged!) so I can protect my intellectual property. Making Vaginament ornaments allows me to stay home with my kids, so I don't take infringement lightly.
I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my overall design :)

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that kicked this all off: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301


* Dude. It's my vagina design. Of course I'm protective. I send out super nice emails to begin with, it's nice to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Then, in rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter, and that costs $$$. So as much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: www.notyourvagina.com, because it's often more effective (and cheaper!) than involving legal.

Suzanne McAleenan

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5 out of 5 stars
(254)
Serena Goodman

Serena Goodman on 21 Mar, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

I bought as a Valentine Day Gift for my husband, and he loved it. It's fun, it's quirky, it's made very well, the colours of Yara are really pretty. Just awesome. The seller too is funny, quick to reply and has a genuine personable demeanour. Just about to buy another for a friend heading to hospital for 'lady problems'. Perfect gift (I hope). Thank you.

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The 2017 Christmas season assembly (vagembly!) line is in full swing evergreen_treehearteggplant

About

Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish fellow: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My main shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as a place to sell other handmade goods 😂
I also bake gluten-free vegan treats for the locals at www.sweetsillyyak.com.
These hands of mine are best kept busy :)

Cheers, Suzanne.
www.suzymca.com

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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