Vintage - Retro - Rustic - Woodland - Primitive

761 Sales


Vintage - Retro - Rustic - Woodland - Primitive

761 Sales On Etsy since 2008

5 out of 5 stars

LifeUnscripted is taking a short break


Note from shop owner Due to overwhelming demand my shop is off for a short vacation to allow for completion of multiple orders. We will be back ready to go in a day or so!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on 14 Apr, 2018

Due to overwhelming demand my shop is off for a short vacation to allow for completion of multiple orders. We will be back ready to go in a day or so!


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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars

monicacarrillo03 on 12 Oct, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

I have had my eye on this sign for a while now and finally purchased it. It's beautiful! Perfect addition to my kitchen. It reminds me of the 'eat' sign from Full House. The seller was fast at communicating with shipping updates. I will definitely order from him again. This would also make a great house warming gift.

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I'm an Ebay Mutineer!

Welcome to my shop! It's just a little store that occupies some of my spare time. Every once in a while I get an idea to make something a bit unusual.....when I do, it goes on here.

Making my way early on in life as a Photographer, Mine Worker, Professional Wrestler and United States Marine, I traveled the country and the world. I have visited all of the western states plus Canada, Japan, China, Korea, Borneo, the Dutch East Indies, Arabia, Egypt, and Australia, finally moving back to Kentucky in the late 1980's. There, I pursued a variety of interest to include Factory Worker, Salesman, Special Courier for the Federal Reserve and Officer for the Department of Homeland Security. Currently settled in Western Michigan to try to make something of myself as an artist and entrepreneurial investor.
LifeUnscripted is dedicated to delivering high-quality products and is committed to excellent customer service. If you have any concerns regarding your product, please let me know and I will do my utmost to remedy the situation.
With that said, all items are handmade and some are limited edition. With this in mind please be aware there may be subtle variations between photos and actual product.
Color appearance can vary widely between computer screens.
Please note: I do not make reproductions of the work of other designers. This policy applies to both other Etsy designers and established wedding industry lines.
Payment is due upon purchase.
Payment Methods
I accept PayPal and credit cards via PayPal and Etsy Direct. Payment must be made in full and have cleared before any item is shipped.
Please ensure your PayPal address is the same as your Etsy address as your order will be shipped to your PayPal address; this will guarantee you are covered by PayPal’s Buyer Protection service.
International Customers- Please note that import duties, taxes and charges are the buyer’s responsibility and are not included in the price or shipping charges. Please check with your country’s custom’s office prior to purchasing an item. Additionally, please allow extra time for your item(s) to reach your destination and clear customs.
Additional Associated Shops include: LifeUnscripted, Virtualjunkyard, SoMultitalented, ManCaveDecor, Fabulousfortunes, Toolbox, AskGrandma,
Refunds and Exchanges
All returns are dealt with on a case-by-case basis.
If for any reason, you are dissatisfied with your product (s), please contact me so we can find an agreeable solution! Your pieces are made to the highest quality and I want all my clients to be happy ones.
Additional Policies and FAQs
I am also happy to negotiate wholesale arrangements; please contact me for more information.

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