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Announcement
*HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES*
The Holidays are fast approaching and post offices all over the world are getting CRAZY busy. To guarantee you receive your order in time for December 24th, 2019 please place your orders before these days:
Canada: December 18th, 2019
USA: December 8th, 2019
Europe: December 5th, 2019
Everywhere else: Deadline passed on December 2nd, 2019
If orders are placed after these dates I CANNOT guarantee they will arrive in time.
Thanks,
Heather
Announcement
*HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES*
The Holidays are fast approaching and post offices all over the world are getting CRAZY busy. To guarantee you receive your order in time for December 24th, 2019 please place your orders before these days:
Canada: December 18th, 2019
USA: December 8th, 2019
Europe: December 5th, 2019
Everywhere else: Deadline passed on December 2nd, 2019
If orders are placed after these dates I CANNOT guarantee they will arrive in time.
Thanks,
Heather
Reviews
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Hunter C on 10 Dec, 2019
5 out of 5 starsWonderful customer service, very fast delivery, so beautifully packaged and a card of great design and quality. Super satisfied!
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Elena Underwood on 09 Dec, 2019
5 out of 5 starsFantastic quality, friendly and helpful seller. A+ all the way. Would definitely purchase again!
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Elena Underwood on 09 Dec, 2019
5 out of 5 starsFantastic quality, friendly and helpful seller. A+ all the way. Would definitely purchase again!
About naughtyflorals
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New product coming out early 2019!
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A stack of paintings to be waiting to get a naughty message lettered on.
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All the florals are watercolour paintings.
Welcome to Naughty Florals
Hi, my name is Heather and I am the human behind Naughty Florals.
How I make my products n' stuff:
1) Draw a flower
2) Paint the flower
3) Choose a message (the naughtier the better...)
4) Hand letter the message (don't fuck it up Heather)
5) Finally, I scan the design onto my computer and work a little tech magic to get it ready for my products
I am always designing and creating new products. If you would like to see what’s coming up next follow me on Instagram @naughtyflorals.
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Shop members
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Heather
Owner, Maker, Coffee Drinker
Hi, I'm the owner, designer and coffee drinker behind Naughty Florals. I studied fine arts but found them too stuffy. I created Naughty Florals to combine my love of pretty things and cheeky sense of humour.
Production partners
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Captain Print Works
Toronto, ON
A kick ass local printer that prints our cards in small batches and isn't easily offended by all the cursing!
Shop policies
Delivery
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalised orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Privacy policy
More information
Frequently asked questions
How do you ship?
We ship all cards by standard Non-Tracked Air Mail through Canada Post. If you would like tracking or faster shipping please message us and we can arrange this. It WILL cause an increase in price for shipping.
All cards are shipped flat in an extra sturdy mailer. If an item arrives damaged we are happy to do an exchange (see returns and exchanges)
Plastic free packaging? What is that?
We want to reduce the amount of plastic we use as much as we can. So, when we ship our cards we DON’T put them in plastic sleeves. Instead we package them in tissue paper and ribbon. You can even reuse the tissue paper and ribbon for future gifts! Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!