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Not Here To Fuck Spiders Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Office Gift, Funny Australian Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

£20.19

£30.63 incl. postage

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Taking the Piss Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Dog Act Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Having a Lend Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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As If Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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She'll Be Right – Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Coffee Cup (11oz Ceramic)

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Nah but Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Deadset Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Munted Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Pull the Other One Mug, Aussie Slang Definition Cup (11oz Ceramic)

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Clusterfuck Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Funny Gift, Chaotic Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Plastered Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Knackered Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Half Cut Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Coffee Cup, Funny Drinking Present

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Bludger Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Coffee Cup, Office Humor Gift

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Pissed Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Maggot Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Spew Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Root Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Get Fucked Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Legless Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Pash Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Cooked Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Chunder Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Drinking Gift, Funny Party Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Not Bad Hey – Definition Mug, Australian Slang Coffee Cup

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Aussie Slang Definition Mug, Ceramic Coffee Cup (11oz)

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Onya Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Mate Gift, Funny Australian Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Aussie Slang Definition Mug, Rude Australian Coffee Cup (11oz)

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You Little Ripper Aussie Slang Definition Mug Legend Compliment White Ceramic Coffee Cup

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True Blue Definition Mug, Australian Slang Coffee Cup, Funny Mate Gift

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Top Bloke Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Coffee Cup, Australian Present

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Good On Ya Definition Mug, Australian Slang Coffee Cup, Funny Mate Gift

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Legend Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Mate Gift, Funny Australian Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Heaps Good Definition Mug, Aussie Slang Coffee Cup, Funny Australian Present

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Bloody Legend Definition Mug, Australian Slang Coffee Cup (11oz)

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Strewth Definition Mug, Classic Aussie Gift, Funny Aussie Present, 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup

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Announcement

Last updated on 18 Feb, 2026

VOLUME 1 IS HERE – Aussie slang mugs that say what you can’t.
Welcome to the home of properly profane Australian slang mugs and funny gifts. We exist to replace beige “Live Laugh Love” ceramics with the language you actually use. We pair savage, dictionary‑style definitions with premium minimalist design because we believe every shitshow deserves typographic respect.

- The Goods: Printed specifically for you in Australia.
- The Hardware: Grade-A ceramic in "The Standard" (11oz).
- The Promise: If the postie plays football with your package, we replace it.

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About swearyware

Swearyware: Funny Aussie Slang Mugs & Rude Gifts

Sales 3

On Etsy since 2026

Swearyware: Funny Aussie Slang Mugs & Rude Gifts

Colourful language. Literally.

Swearyware wasn't born in a boardroom; it was born from a simple observation: Australian slang is an art form, but the merchandise is usually cringe. We were tired of cheap, green-and-gold novelty tat. We wanted something that treated "Yeah Nah" with the same respect as high-end decor.

So, we built the Oxford Profane aesthetic. We take the words that get you through a maggot weekend or a passive-aggressive meeting and give them the typographic respect they deserve.

Our Rules:
The Smart-Arse Insider: We don't punch down; we just take the piss out of the boring.
Savage Authenticity: If it's on the mug, it's because it belongs there. No "G-rated" filler.
Radical Honesty: We use the post, not teleportation. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it.

Production partners

Prima Printing

Noble Park North, VIC

They print my designs on demand (dye sublimation) onto blank mugs, then package and ship the finished product to my customers.

Shop policies

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

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More information

Last updated on 15 Feb, 2026

Frequently asked questions

How long is shipping?

We use the post, not teleportation. Give us 2–5 business days to print your mug, then standard AU post times to get it to your door.

My mug arrived broken.

Absolute shitshow. If the postie played football with your package, send us a photo of the carnage and we’ll send a replacement immediately.

Can I return it?

We don’t do “beige regrets.” Since this was printed specifically for you, we can’t accept returns for change of mind.