One dry winter in the foothills of the great Rocky Mountains, three weary, laid-off mechanical engineers gathered. They gathered for revenge. They gathered for gold. They gathered for friendship. Be it what it was, they gathered, and they began to craft arms for youthful adventurers, that they might go forth on epic journeys and quests of grandeur, slaying dragons, leaping through portals, and wreaking chaos. Each weapon and shield they produced was tested and true, and they knew them to be good. Some, even art.
And with that, good morrow, adventurer! Welcome to our humble shop, where we craft and sell stock and custom arms. May you find whatever it is you seek, and remember:
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." - G.K. Chesterton
... and thus, every child needs a sword and shield.
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Darren on 07 Apr, 2026
5 out of 5 starsAn amazing item, it was a great going away gift for a great Marine.
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Etsy buyer on 26 Dec, 2025
5 out of 5 starsThis clock exceeded my expectations and looks great in person! It has a nice industrial look and feel to it. The customer service was also great as the seller kept me informed of the delivery status. I will definitely check back for future creations out of this shop.
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Christopher on 19 Sept, 2025
5 out of 5 starsIt’s an amazing product. Without a doubt, this is going to be a centerpiece for our Halloween party!
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Daniel on 11 Aug, 2025
5 out of 5 starsThanks to the rush processing, the shield was on my doorstep in Maryland 5 days after I submitted the order!
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