vaginament
Burlington, Kanada ·
vaginament
Vagina Ornaments (Vaginaments!) >> feltmelons.etsy.comBurlington, Kanada 391 Verkäufe Auf Etsy seit 2013
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Bewertungen
Victoria Volkhardt am 10. Okt 2015
Amazing. So cute and creative. Have already ordered more as gifts for my midwives, friends and obgyn. Thank you for your talent :-)
Victoria Volkhardt am 10. Okt 2015
Amazing. So cute and creative. Have already ordered more as gifts for my midwives, friends and obgyn. Thank you for your talent :-)
Inaktives Etsy-Mitglied am 17. Sep 2015
Inaktives Etsy-Mitglied am 17. Sep 2015
Profil des Shops
I am a maker of felt vaginas and other ladybits.
Vaginament has moved!! www.feltmelons.etsy.com
In December of 2012, I set off for a solo childless and husbandless weekend up north. I was armed to the teeth with neutral coloured pieces of plasticky craft shop felt: I was going to make my kids' preschool teachers a few woodland animal ornaments for their Christmas gifts. I've always had a creative bent, so I thought nothing of whipping up a few animal ornaments.
Well. Turns out I'm not so much an animal ornament maker.
Felt penis ornaments happened (I was watching a Liam Neeson movie!).
Then vaginaments (I have a friend whom I didn't want to feel left out!).
Then breast cancer hit friends and loved ones, and felt melons happened.
The teachers loved them! Um, as have subsequent elementary school teachers. Maybe not your every day teacher gift, but when it's me doing the gifting, a little kitsch is expected :)
So, since December of 2013, it seems I am a creator of vaginas and melons made of felt, the nice special order wooly blend soft felt. Not the scratchy plasticky kind.
And why "Vaginament"? Can you think of a more perfectly matriarchal name? I can't, I love it ♀
I never would have thought I'd end up making such things, but it's been over a year now of successfully bringing vaginamental joy to the world :)
>>> my Etsy profile: www.etsy.com/people/Suzymca
Mentions :)
>> Chosen as #1 on Blisstree.com in December, as the "prettiest and most tasteful" adult ornaments http://bit.ly/1jfLyfI. <<
Buzzfeed!!! > http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesevilla/20-feminist-items-you-need-for-your-home-immediately#37sy2wl << my head exploded with happiness
The Daily Dot -- http://www.dailydot.com/lol/etsy-vagina-jewelry/
Disclosure: I have another etsy shop that I'll be building in early 2015, with things that are not vaginas 😂 www.feltmelons.etsy.com
Shop-Mitglieder
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Suzanne McAleenan
Inhaber, Maker, Designer, Kurator
mom, baker, vaginament maker :)
AGB
COMBINED SHIPPING with www.feltmelons.etsy.com: if you're ordering from my other shop as well, to the same shipping address, I'd be glad to waive $3.50 (the base shipping from one shop) from your order. This only applies to orders placed same-day (I usually get orders shipped out quickly!), so that shipping can be combined in the same package, to the same shipping address.
★ Items are intended for those over the age of 18, and are not suitable for children or infants.
★ Transit times vary depending on the season. Customs fees and import taxes are the responsibility of the purchaser.
★ Items are made in a smoke-free home, with a 6 pound anti-allergenic, non-shedding Silky terrier named Haggis sprawled at my feet.
★ Seams and hangers have been reinforced. They may be compressed during shipping, but woohoo for those aforementioned reinforced seams! Simply shuggle and poof and tug them back into shape. They're hardy like that :)
★ Questions? Message me through Etsy if you're a member, or feel free to email me at suzymca at gmail.com. Chances are you'll hear from me immediately, at least within the day. Don't forget about time zones though!
Akzeptierte Zahlungsmethoden
- Akzeptiert Etsy-Gutscheine und Etsy-Gutschriften
Rückgaben und Umtäusche
☆ EXCHANGES ☆ I want you to be happy with your purchase! Let me know within 5 business days of receiving your order if you'd like to exchange an item. Please ensure that the item is returned in the same condition in which it was sent. You will be responsible for the shipping fees to return the item, and the shipping fees for me to send you a new one in exchange. I don't want you to be unhappy with your order: please ask any questions, no matter how menial you think they might be, in order to make an informed purchase prior to payment :)
Zahlung
☆ LOCAL PICK-UP ☆ Enter the coupon code LOCALPICKUP during checkout and the shipping charges will be waived. Process the order as usual (after using the coupon), and we can arrange a mutually suitable pick-up time. If for some reason the coupon isn't working, message/email me before payment and I'll set up a Custom Order on Etsy for you, without shipping fees.
Versand
☆ Think your order may be lost? ☆ Canada Post doesn't consider a parcel as "lost" in North America until 5 weeks from the shipping date, but at 4 weeks (20 business days) I would start to panic. It's at that point that I'd ship you a new one or refund your order, no questions asked :) Unfortunately we don't have ready access to tracking via Canada Post, but I promise you'll ultimately receive your order, or I'll ship you a new one :)
☆ SHIPPING ADDRESSES ☆ I will ship to the shipping address associated with your ETSY account, or another address that you request in the Note to Vaginament message box in the cart.
☆ CUSTOMS ☆ All international orders will have the full value declared on customs forms. The customer is responsible for all duties and/or import fees associated with the destination country. Duties have yet to be charged for items I've mailed because orders are typically under $25USD, but it could happen!!!