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A conditional statement. A simple request. Properly formatted.

This shirt poses a clean if statement in JavaScript — or C, or Java, or C++, or any of the curly-brace languages that power the modern world — with a function call that is both syntactically correct and entirely reasonable: if canReadThis, then tellMe(). The indentation is correct. The semicolon is in place. The closing brace is where it belongs. This is well-written code. This is a well-designed shirt.

The camelCase variable naming convention will be immediately familiar to anyone who has spent time in the JavaScript ecosystem — which is to say, a very large number of people indeed. But the beauty of curly-brace syntax is its cross-language appeal: Java developers, C++ engineers, and PHP survivors will all feel seen.

💻 Comfortable unisex fit
💻 Available in multiple colors
💻 Clean white code on black — minimal and sharp
💻 Makes a perfect gift for JavaScript developers, web developers, software engineers, and anyone who has ever stared at a missing semicolon for forty-five minutes

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The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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  • Returns & exchanges
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  • Cost to deliver
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A conditional statement. A simple request. Properly formatted.

This shirt poses a clean if statement in JavaScript — or C, or Java, or C++, or any of the curly-brace languages that power the modern world — with a function call that is both syntactically correct and entirely reasonable: if canReadThis, then tellMe(). The indentation is correct. The semicolon is in place. The closing brace is where it belongs. This is well-written code. This is a well-designed shirt.

The camelCase variable naming convention will be immediately familiar to anyone who has spent time in the JavaScript ecosystem — which is to say, a very large number of people indeed. But the beauty of curly-brace syntax is its cross-language appeal: Java developers, C++ engineers, and PHP survivors will all feel seen.

💻 Comfortable unisex fit
💻 Available in multiple colors
💻 Clean white code on black — minimal and sharp
💻 Makes a perfect gift for JavaScript developers, web developers, software engineers, and anyone who has ever stared at a missing semicolon for forty-five minutes

Want this image on a different item or different text? Message me and we can make it happen!

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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  • Get it by
    22-28 Oct
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
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  • Cost to deliver
    £4.66 to United States, 43215

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AmbystomaTees
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North Carolina, United States

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Listed on 15 Oct, 2026