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Parking Card (Rude Humor) - Funny Business Cards- Boxed set of 50- your choice color

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Materials: kraft card stock, kraft paper, scrapbook

Dear Sir or Maddam
I regret to inform you that
you park like an asshole
next time think, "...am I an asshole?"
before getting out of your damn car.

**PLEASE NOTE** Allow 1-3 business days for production before shipping.

Set of 50 cards packaged in clear plastic box
Dimensions- standard business card size 2 x 3.5 inches

COLORS AVAILABLE: Kraft Brown, Stardust White, Bright Pink, Red, Bright Yellow, Bright Green, Bright Blue

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Please note that due to colors choices business cards are made to order- so please allow 1-3 business days for Journaling Jane to create your order before shipping out.

--Shipping Times United States Destinations--
Standard shipping- USPS first class average shipping time 3-5 business days
USPS Priority shipping- average shipping time of 2-3 business days
USPS Express shipping- 48 hours or less (excludes weekends)
*Shipping times are averages as quoted by USPS, we cannot guarantee a specific delivery date*
**Shipping times do not include our production time**

--Shipping Times International Destinations--
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Shipping costs do not include duties, tariffs, or other fees that may be applied by destination country
Tracking may not be available for international orders.

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Carrie Brewer Apr 10, 2024

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Love them! Just got them today and they are exactly how they look on the site! Will be putting them to use immediately lol

Madison Feb 23, 2024

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Just as described. And hilarious

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It’s perfect and funny. I love it.

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