What is a CLUGSS you may ask?
Before humans were finished…
Before symmetry was approved…
Before smooth edges and balanced proportions…
There were the leftovers.
Long ago, in a celestial workshop where beings were carefully sculpted, trimmed, and refined, the Makers shaped humanity piece by piece.
Smooth skin here.
Bright eyes there.
Symmetry. Structure. Intelligence. Charm.
But creation is messy.
Little scraps fell from the table.
A bit too much cheek.
An extra fold.
A misplaced tooth.
An unnecessary eyelash.
A personality trait that didn’t quite fit.
And instead of discarding them…
They slid off the edge of the creation table.
Onto the floor.
The scraps collected.
Clumps pressed into lumps.
Lumps developed moods.
Moods formed opinions.
And in the dim light beneath the workbench, something twitched.
The leftover warmth of creation still hummed in them.
They were unfinished.
Unpolished.
Unapproved.
But they were alive.
But here’s the secret:
They weren’t mistakes.
They were the parts that had too much personality to be smoothed out.
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Etsy buyer on 02 Oct, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI love Squint. She is the best. She sits on my desk and has no idea what's going on. She is the manager. I accidently knocked her glasses off and saw what she looks like with her glasses off. I cannot unsee that.
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Mike on 17 Sept, 2026
5 out of 5 starsIt's disgusting and I love it. It's going to be a great gift. Thank you
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Anthony on 14 Sept, 2026
5 out of 5 starsAmazing so much art you did an excellent job. Yes, I recommended.6 ⭐️
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Ray on 14 Aug, 2026
5 out of 5 starsLove this little guy, I keep him on my shelf and move him every once in a while to a new area to explore
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L on 29 Jul, 2026
5 out of 5 starsSquint is so homely, that she’s adorable. Her adoption papers are befitting of one “who stares in the wrong direction with total confidence’! She arrived to her new home a little bewildered, but she was packaged safely and now oversees my cooking in the kitchen, although claims all is a bit lumpy and I guess she would know being a first generation lump.
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Twinkle on 17 Jul, 2026
5 out of 5 starsMy beautiful Zonk arrived today and I am absolutely obsessed with him!!! He brought such a genuine smile to my face when I pulled him out of the box. I will definitely be getting a sibling or two for him!
Kelsey responded on 17 Jul, 2026
Zonk is my absolute favorite of all the CLUGSS I've created (shh... don't tell the others, they get INSANELY jealous). I'm so glad he found a good home with someone who will love him as much as I do!
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