Joke How do you keep a blonde in suspense ?

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Tell me Tell Me TELL ME!


Posted at 8:28 pm Jul 31, 2008 EDT

<---non blonde!

Posted at 8:29 pm Jul 31, 2008 EDT

hollygems says

Why do blondes smile whenever there's lightning?

They think their picture's being taken.

Posted at 8:29 pm Jul 31, 2008 EDT

eclipse says


oh wait that is suspension.

Posted at 8:30 pm Jul 31, 2008 EDT

yoboseiyo says

mwahahahahha, i love you all.

Posted at 8:34 pm Jul 31, 2008 EDT

deelind says

My favorite blond joke of all times:

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blonds, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blond yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

Posted at 8:36 pm Jul 31, 2008 EDT

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