I smelled my best friend's boyfriend

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Original Post

What did you do today?

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend s' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

.....Now type out the sentence you made


I smelled my best friend's boyfriend because I'm a ninja!!

Posted at 1:48pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

Responses

I smelled a surfer because thats how I roll!

Posted at 1:49pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

I kicked a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

????

Posted at 1:49pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

I licked a squirrel because I'm sexy and I do what a want

Posted at 1:49pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

amuse says

I loved an ipod because I can...

Posted at 1:50pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

i danced with a birdbath because i'm awesome?

sounds to me like i have issues.

but buff-ass guns, to be carting that shit around!

Posted at 1:50pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

kcroteau says

I loved my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


haaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa

Posted at 1:50pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

i smelled an ipod because bigbird is my leader and he told me to.

Posted at 1:51pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

FuzzyIzmit says

ya know... I dont want to tell you all my birthday! HA!

Posted at 1:51pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT

I had lunch with a surfer becuase I am cool like that.

LOL

Posted at 1:51pm Aug 6, 2008 EDT