somnambulant

Where child-like art and cautionary tales collide.

Pennsylvanie, États-Unis · 483 ventes

somnambulant

Where child-like art and cautionary tales collide.

Pennsylvanie, États-Unis 483 ventes Sur Etsy depuis 2007

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Erin Rachelle Kelly

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Welcome to Somnambulant Art. Painting is what keeps me out of the nuthouse and off the streets. Most are paired with a story, so be sure to check them all out.

If you have any questions about anything you see, please feel free to convo me. Any of the smaller sized paintings can be recreated in larger sizes upon request.

For more information, please check out my FAQs and Shop Policies on the right hand side of this page. Thanks and have fun!

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Other places to find me, stalk me, heckle me:
My snaps shop: appledale.etsy.com
My off-kilter card shop: noncomposcards.etsy.com
Blog: http://ohhonestlyerin.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/ohhonestlyerin

***Banner was made by the wonderfully talented Eden over at http://lushpunk.etsy.com***

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Dernière mise à jour : 18 avril 2016

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Welcome to Somnambulant Art. Painting is what keeps me out of the nuthouse and off the streets. Most are paired with a story, so be sure to check them all out.

If you have any questions about anything you see, please feel free to convo me. Any of the smaller sized paintings can be recreated in larger sizes upon request.

For more information, please check out my FAQs and Shop Policies on the right hand side of this page. Thanks and have fun!

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Other places to find me, stalk me, heckle me:
My snaps shop: appledale.etsy.com
My off-kilter card shop: noncomposcards.etsy.com
Blog: http://ohhonestlyerin.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/ohhonestlyerin

***Banner was made by the wonderfully talented Eden over at http://lushpunk.etsy.com***

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Octavia Biddle

Octavia Biddle le 18 déc. 2016

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I couldn't believe how fast this custom painting arrived. It's as precious as it looks online! Love it too much.

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Octavia Biddle

Octavia Biddle le 18 déc. 2016

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This painting is even more beautiful in person. Love it so much! Super quick shipping <3

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Octavia Biddle

Octavia Biddle le 18 déc. 2016

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How can you not love this?!?

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lilshopperh le 12 sept. 2016

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LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! LOVE!

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Dernière mise à jour : 26 février 2014
****FAQ's****

Q: The serial killer cards are OK, but $5 seems expensive. Who do you think you are, stinkin' Hallmark?

(NOTE: These cards now have their own shop! http://noncomposcards.etsy.com)

A: I know, I know. It's a lot of wad to fork over for a Christmas card, but I need the profit to pay off my bookie---er---to pay for supplies.

On the serious tip, the cards are made to order with thick card stock. The poem is printed, then cut to size, wherein it is then hand pasted onto a larger black card. Then the serial killer's mug is cut by hand (my hand, my poor arthritic hand) with scissors that desperately need greased, and then THAT is adhered to the front. The inside of the card is also hand cut and adhered.

What I'm trying to spell out is that these cards are a labor of love. I don't have a printing press or a dyecutter to do the job for me. Each poem/snide remark was crafted by my own warped brain, and then my subservient manslave/boyfriend provides a second pair of hands in the production line, i.e. hunched over the dining room table.

I'm very grateful to the fine folk out there who have been supporting this endeavor thus far, you guys rock. I mean, you're a bit askew for wanting to send out such chilling Christmas cards, but I love ya all the same!

Hopefully I can find a faster way to produce the cards, at which point the cost will come down. Like gas!

Q: Do you write those stories yourself? They're weird.
A: Mostly I plagiarize them from storiesnoonereads.com.
Kidding! I write them myself, usually in a sleep-deprived haze. Then months later I find a dozen typos and chortle accordingly.

Q: Can I get a print made of something that has already been sold?
A: Send me a convo with the name of the piece and what size you were thinking and we'll work something out.

Q: Do you believe in unicorns?
A: Absolutely. And mermaids too. I'm skeptical about that God entity though.

Modes de paiement acceptés

  • Accepte les cartes cadeaux Etsy et les crédits Etsy
Paiement
Please complete your transaction within three days via PayPal. If payment is not received by then, I will cancel the sale and relist the item, unless you notify me to make some sort of payment arrangement. I'm a nice person and don't bite, so please don't hesitate to contact me if you need to wait a few days to complete the transaction.
Expédition
I ship everything USPS First Class. Occasionally, shipping ends up being a little less than what I've guesstimated, and in that case, you will be issued a refund for the difference via PayPal. I'm an honest person, just kind of dumb when it comes to calculating shipping rates.
Autres conditions et FAQ
I have no problem reserving items, so if there is something you like but can't purchase it right away, please convo me and we will work something out. I aim to please!