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Flash sale- this is the last of this style and size :)
Perfect in every way, I'm just not making Isobel in this size anymore ❤

This listing is for one Vaginament® ornament, Isobel, seen in the first photograph » melon » soft white » pink » fuchsia

↠ 2.4” x 3.14” (62mm x 80mm, pre-stuffing) • inner + outer labia • 9mm bell • a little snowflake • Isobel is made to order, and will ship in 3-6 business days. Hand-sewn couture Vaginament®: how spectacular is that :)

✂︎ Labia are gently folded and hand-sewn for an eye-popping multi-dimensional look and feel. A wee metal bell is nestled within the folds, and lends each Vaginament® ornament the perfect amount of quirk! They are lightly stuffed, finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and then popped in the post and sent on its merry way.

These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in Burlington, Ontario. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt. They’re a hoot to make and I'm in love with them all!

Each ornament ships gift-ready in a small leopard print bag, with a wee branded Vaginament® name tag.

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

Follow me on Instagram • @feltmelons, @suzymca • Facebook.com/feltmelons • vaginament [!at] gmail.com

All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons. Please respect my intellectual property copyright, and my USPTO-registered trademark.

❤ ❤ ❤ Isobel's Story ❤ ❤ ❤

Darling Isobel. You've always had a mysterious air about you, there aren't many people who know you well. I know some things about you, though. Like when your mom got that job as Biggie's makeup artist, and moved you and herself and the dog out to NYC, all east coast represent! Minute you got off that train, you felt like you had come home. But then that unfortunate drive-by thing happened in 1997 and your mom found a job at HBO. Some new show about sex? In New York City? She was over the moon that she'd landed the gig. Sighs of relief all around: finally some financial security.
The rapper's life wasn't for you anyway, some neophyte called Puff Daddy was always a pain in the arse. You used to sit on the floor after school, your back against the cold studio wall, waiting for your mom to finish for the day. The fourth time Puff interrupted your reading of Lord of the Rings, and dared to call you Izzy, your leg shot out so fast and BAM. That Craft Services food table never stood a chance. 158 pounds of Puff went head-first into the Eggs Benedict, arms landing on the fruit tray and the sausages, respectively. You both knew you did it, but Puff wasn't about to lose face and admit the bookish, angelic looking 14 year old brought him down. God, he had some nerve, calling you Izzy.
You're about 30 now, and reading Lord of the Rings for the millionth time, but now you're reading it aloud to a tow-headed 2 year old named Clara, both your backs warm against the nursery's wall. It's already half an hour past bedtime but neither of you want to stop reading. Your life is simple and absolutely phenomenal, Isobel.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: polyfill, 9mm bell, embroidery floss, wool blend felt
  • Ships worldwide from Canada
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