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This item sold on May 26, 2012.

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the other day i told my long-suffering husband that we’d have to order chinese food for dinner, because i was using all the pots – plus the oven, most of the spoons, and a couple glasses of wine (don’t judge me!) – to make soap. i don’t really Work And Slave over a hot stove to provide quality meals to the slavering masses, you know? but i realize some of you do, and that that process sometimes involves things like garlic and onions and... gah, i have to go sit down.

so here’s what i’m getting at: you need to get the dirt off your hands before you cook, and you need to get the foodstench off your hands after. this soap could conceivably do both.* made with cocoa butter, tomato juice, and orange peel powder scrub, it’s lightly scented with a blend of bergamot fragrance and orange essential oil.

*dirtysanchez is not allowed by law to make claims as to what your soap will do, or else the FDA riot squad will bust down my door and mess my face. i guess that’s fair; i mean hell, for all i know, it could cure cancer while whispering sweet nothings in your ear. i hope that it does. but i can’t prove it without rigorous testing (“hey baby, you wanna, like, exhibit some sweet tumor necrotizing action tonight or what?”) and really, who has the time for that shit.

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each bar is hand-cut using my cheap yet outrageously, painfully sharp dollar store butcher knife. bars are all approximately 5 ounces, but please allow for slight variations.

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ingredients: coconut oil, distilled water, tomato juice, apricot kernel oil, rice bran oil, palm oil, cocoa butter, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, fragrance, essential oil, white clay, orange peel powder, beeswax.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: coconut oil, tomato juice, apricot kernel oil, palm oil, cocoa butter, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, fragrance, essential oil, white clay, orange peel powder, beeswax, rice bran oil
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 485 reviews