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My friend Jason wrote this card. Well, he wrote this:
"You make a ridiculous face when you come, but I love you anyway"
And that was OK.
Except, that as a huge slut, I have to say that cumface is one of the biggest highlights of sex with a stranger. It's always hilarious. And it makes them completely adorable. Just for a moment. And really human.
I think one of the reasons it's so ridiculous is to relieve the intensity of sex. Like a crappy joke in the middle of a funeral.
So, I re-wrote Jason's idea. And so far, people have been digging it, and buying it.
Thanks Jason!
Love,
Alisa

PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean.
Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.

Ridiculous face

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter, my sense of humor, my imagination
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 563 reviews
  • Favorited by: 9 people