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This item sold on November 24, 2012.

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cue the porntastic background music.

delivery people dig me. my UPS man, my DHL man, my FEDEX girl... at first i thought it was my imagination, but no – they’re into me. maybe they like my sunny demeanor. maybe they enjoy my clever repartee. maybe it’s because they’re dropping off hundreds of pounds of exotic oils and i answer the door naked.

really, who can tell.

but whatever the reason, they sure do like me – the dude from DHL in particular, it seems. he likes to stand extra close to me while i sign for my deliveries – close enough that i usually end up wearing his cologne, which, it turns out, smells pretty good on both of us.

in his honor, then, i've created the special delivery soap - smells just like the DHL man's cologne, and good for boys and girls alike. if you’re looking for a soap that promises it all – and delivers! ha! – this one’s for you. it’s made with tons of cocoa butter and scented with a warm, sensual musk fragrance, which is rich enough to be a man’s scent, and light enough to be a woman’s. perfectly uni-sexay, it’ll give you that little extra confidence you need to sidle up close to YOUR delivery person and whisper, “hey there... you got a, uh, package? for me?”

ten bucks says the answer will be yes.*

*or a restraining order. dirtysanchez takes no responsibility for bailing you out, either. perv.

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each bar is hand-cut using my cheap yet fiercely, painfully sharp dollar store butcher knife. bars are all approximately 5 ounces, but please allow for slight variations.

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ingredients: distilled water, coconut oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, palm oil, cocoa butter, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, fragrance, white clay, beeswax, mica.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: coconut oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, palm oil, cocoa butter, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, fragrance, white clay, beeswax, mica
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 485 reviews
  • Favorited by: 2 people