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OUTSIDE: Dad, you always took care of me and kept me safe...
INSIDE: but did you have to scare ALL my boyfriends?
CARD: One 5x7 folded card 80# Sand Speck Fiber Recycled
ENVELOPE: Size A7 Taupe Brown Fiber Recycled
PACKAGING: Protected by a cellophane sleeve

You can now CUSTOMIZE your card with a special message...
Simply add your message (up to 200 characters) in the ‘Note to Seller’ box at checkout. Please make sure your spelling and wording are exactly as you want them to appear, as we will copy and paste the text you provide. Your message will be in Times Italic font.

We also offer DIRECT SHIP to save you time!
We will hand address the envelope with the recipent information provided by you, and your address as the return address. Just provide this information in the ‘Note to Stroke of Genius Cards’ box at checkout after your custom message text.

Please convo us with any questions.

Frequently asked questions about SevenMilesPerSecond

We welcome custom requests! Please convo us with your idea and we'll let you know if we're able to make it happen. There may be an additional fee based on the amount of materials and labor involved.
Most orders will ship the next day, depending on what time they are purchased. While we do have most items in stock, some items occasionally will need to be ordered, and this can increase the shipping time to 7 to 10 business days. If you need the order quickly, send us a convo and we'll be happy to let you know if the item is in stock.
Yes! We offer a complimentary 'A Gift for You' or 'A Gift for Baby' card if your order is being sent directly to the recipient. Just let us know what you'd like it to say in the 'Note to Seller' box at checkout.

Fathers Day Card Funny Dad, you always took care of me and kept me safe...



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  • Materials: Paper, Cardstock, Envelope, Greeting Card
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 2825 reviews
  • Favorited by: 30 people

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