No Gods No Masters No Bedtimes LIFE RULES turtles skateboard patch

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: ink, fabric, humor, reality

I like being serious, in funny ways. This is excellent proof of that.

Everyone's favorite crime fighters, the Turtles, are clearly down with the "No Gods, No Masters" mentality, since, you know, they're cool and squat the sewer and answer to no one, save splinter, but he's really just like their smart friend, so it's cool and totally consenting and whatnot. Anyway, they're ALSO anti-bedtime, like all smart living beings are, and they're down to recognize that living without God, Master, or Bedtime equals a pretty rad freaking life.

Oh, and skateboarding also rules, so really, I've covered it all here.

Black ink, on beige / cream / off white fabric, sized about 5.5 wide by 4.5 tall. I drew this also, so this is FAN ART of an anarchist turtle, ripping it hard, and tossing the cross, as it were.

If you're an employed christian with a penchant for going to bed early, well, this might not be for you. Ahhh who am I kidding, this is TOTALLY what you need! I mean, look how much fun he's having? Even preachers support skateboarding, and this also depicts being responsible with trash, so that's two positives...!

Quesitons? Complaints? I want to hear them all! I will take them extremely seriously, as it's clear that's the kind of person I am!

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5 out of 5 stars

just as pictured. made a great back patch for my little vest!

5 out of 5 stars

(Full disclosure, patch was bought in a 9-item purchase. Review is copy/pasted, but all relevant info is included & the review applies to all 9.) Beautifully printed patch! Fabric feels like a light cotton & patch is given a large border. The sides came a little frayed (as the patch is unhemmed) but there is plenty of space to fold the fabric under and hem it yourself or sew directly to your bag or jacket & I don't consider that a problem. Shipping was fast & reasonable for the price of the patches (I believe I bought 9 patches at $1.35 CAD each and shipping worked out to roughly $4 CAD as the patches were all shipped in one envelope.) Would definitely order again!

unityManipulator Jul 29, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

really just my favorite design ever I wish i didn't give this to my boyfriend who I then almost immediately broke up with because I could've given it to someone who really lived the "no bedtimes" lifestyle but i guess you live and you learn eh, anyway yeah this is good buy it

jennuhlives Nov 22, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

Friendly seller, amazing (and amazingly cheap) patches that came quickly and with minimal waste. My vest looks DOPE!

Mandy Paris Jul 19, 2018

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