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I like being serious, in funny ways. This is excellent proof of that.

Everyone's favorite crime fighters, the Ninja Turtles, are clearly down with the "No Gods, No Masters" mentality, since, you know, they're cool and squat the sewer and answer to no one, save splinter, but he's really just like their smart friend, so it's cool and totally consenting and whatnot. Anyway, they're ALSO anti-bedtime, like all smart living beings are, and they're down to recognize that living without God, Master, or Bedtime equals a pretty rad freaking life.

Oh, and skateboarding also rules, so really, I've covered it all here.

Black ink, on beige / cream / off white fabric, sized about 5.5 wide by 4.5 tall. I drew this also, so this is FAN ART of an anarchist turtle, ripping it hard, and tossing the cross, as it were.

If you're an employed christian with a penchant for going to bed early, well, this might not be for you. Ahhh who am I kidding, this is TOTALLY what you need! I mean, look how much fun he's having? Even preachers support skateboarding, and this also depicts being responsible with trash, so that's two positives...!

Quesitons? Complaints? I want to hear them all! I will take them extremely seriously, as it's clear that's the kind of person I am!

No Gods No Masters No Bedtimes LIFE RULES ninja turtles skateboard patch



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