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Cross stitched kitchen towel, customized

---The Story---

This is a listing for those who want funny embroidery in their lives but not on their walls.

If, like me, your walls are already crammed full of awesome thrift store finds or other Etsians' work, or if you're more practical than all that and wish your art to have additional uses, embroidered housewares may be your answer. Various other types of small towels, pillows and pillow shams, afghans, coasters and such are coming. (Convo me if you're interested in one of these in particular but don't see it in the "Off the Wall" section of my shop yet.)

This one in particular is the saying "give me all the bacon and eggs you have" with a bacon and egg border.

It makes me hungry every time I see it.

---The Deets---

You will receive one off-white huck towel, as pictured, with the saying "give me all the bacon and eggs you have" stitched in black, with a fried egg and bacon border on the top and bottom of the stitchable area.

The towel is a Charles Craft brand off-white kitchen towel. The texture is rougher than the usual soft and pliable bathroom or guest towel, as one would expect from a kitchen towel; it's made of 100% cotton, and measures 15x25". In the photos here, each huck towel is folded in thirds for display purposes, but for use, you can easily unfold and hang on the front of a stove, the handle of a fridge, over an apron, or wherever you might need something to wipe your hands on or a laugh. (Also pictured is a "Don't Panic" bathroom towel. Find that in a separate listing in my shop!)

*CUSTOMIZE: This is made to order. If you would like it customized, please let me know what you're thinking and I'll see if I can accommodate your wishes. The design shown takes up the entire stitchable area, so customizations on this design are limited, but let me know if you're looking for something different in font style or color!

*SHIP: Give me a week to stitch your towel, but let me know if you need it sooner and I'll see what I can do.

These will be sent via USPS first class or priority mail (depending on cost) with delivery confirmation and insurance. Please see shop policies for refund info and such. Please also let me know if you'd like it to go directly as a gift to a different address than the one listed on your Etsy account.

If you're an international buyer, I've estimated the shipping costs here, which may be somewhat less than listed -- if the difference in charges is more than $2 in your favor, I will refund you the difference. It will ship international first class. If it fails to arrive, in this case, I cannot guarantee any replacement. Please be aware of this before ordering.

*GIFT WRAP: If you're giving this towel as a gift, let me know and I will wrap it up in my signature wrapping style (altered for towels), with plain paper and a felt belt, and include a blank notecard for your message. Or, if it's going directly to the recipient, let me know what message you'd like me to write in on your behalf.

---The Links---

Want to stitch it yourself? Here's the pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/100927313/cross-stitch-pattern-all-the-bacon-and

Or, if you don't have time to gather the crafting materials yourself, I can send you a kit (standard with the materials for a regular 5x7 cross stitch, but can also be assembled with a towel): https://www.etsy.com/listing/157052663/cross-stitch-kit-all-the-bacon-and-eggs

Or perhaps you'd like the mini framed version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/122391056/give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have

Want a different funny saying on a towel? Check out this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/95492472/cross-stitched-towel-showcase-huck-off

Or if you would like a funny saying for your wall, check out "That's what she said": http://www.etsy.com/listing/89440495/thats-what-she-said-dark-red-cross

I've made a huge mistake: http://www.etsy.com/listing/92752622/huge-mistake-cross-stitch-arrested

Microbes and Germs: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11480156

Team Garlic: https://www.etsy.com/listing/89083605/garlic-cross-stitch-team-garlic-or-it

Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins

---The Legal Stuff---

I did not manufacture the towel, and cannot be responsible for its contents or use. When it goes out in the mail, it will be clean and finished.

All cross stitch designs are copyrighted by me, all rights reserved. Please don't copy them, and please don't pin without permission! Thanks.

Cross stitched towel-- Give me all the bacon and eggs you have


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: ecru huck towel, cross stitch fabric, aida cloth, DMC thread, embroidery thread, showcase huck towel, kitchen towel, dish towel, hand towel, tea towel
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Favorited by: 29 people