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Mustaches provide a huge outlet for men's self-expression, and you can tell a lot about the man based on the style and upkeep of a man's mustache. Is it any wonder Magnum P.I. got all the chicks?

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "FREE MUSTACHE RIDES"
[Note: If that title is a little too racy for the intended recipient, I'm happy to package them under the alternative title "I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION". Just mention your preference when ordering.]

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

The tonsorially talented
The elaborately manscaped
Vaudeville villians
Crumb catchers
The waxy
The muy macho
70s porn stars
Guys named Charlie, Burt, Wilford, Groucho, or Hulk
Anyone with handlebars
Anyone with mustache envy
Anyone who feels no need to hide his stash

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (or kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... and they advertise the wearer's willingness to provide FREE MUSTACHE RIDES.

MUSTACHES cotton boxers

$25.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton
  • Ships worldwide from Oregon, United States
  • Feedback: 334 reviews
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