EIFFEL TOWER cotton boxers

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EIFFEL TOWER cotton boxers

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

Occasionally I hear the complaint "Isn't it supposed to be 'I see *London*, I see France'?" My response is now and always will be the same: since when does London have ANYTHING to do with the Eiffel Tower?

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "I SEE PARIS, I SEE FRANCE"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

World travelers
Francophiles
Francophones
Guys named Frank
French teachers
French kissers
French ticklers
Anyone with an impressive tower


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... Ooh la la!
Occasionally I hear the complaint "Isn't it supposed to be 'I see *London*, I see France'?" My response is now and always will be the same: since when does London have ANYTHING to do with the Eiffel Tower?

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "I SEE PARIS, I SEE FRANCE"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

World travelers
Francophiles
Francophones
Guys named Frank
French teachers
French kissers
French ticklers
Anyone with an impressive tower


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... Ooh la la!

Shipping & returns

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From United States
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Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (605)
  • Paulette Bane Dec 11, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    Always the highest quality. I've been buying these underwear for several years now, and the first pairs I bought are still holding up nicely. The order always arrives very quickly as well.
    EIFFEL TOWER cotton boxers
  • hanover59 Dec 4, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Tony Scott Feb 21, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I love it. I love it. I love it. MEOW. Great conversation starter with that special someone.
    CATS cotton boxers
  • Paulette Bane Feb 17, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    The boxers always ship super fast and arrive exactly as described--along with a hilarious list of people who might like this type of underwear. I have bought multiple items from this shop and all have exceeded expectations. I highly recommend!
    CHILI PEPPERS cotton boxers

Returns & exchanges

Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.

Shipping policies

I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.

Payments

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We can do this however you'd like it - PayPal or direct checkout are easiest, but if you prefer to send a check or money order, convo me and we'll work it out. Offers of barter will always be seriously considered.

Additional policies

If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.