BOOKS cotton boxers (SMARTYPANTS)

BOOKS cotton boxers (SMARTYPANTS)

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

If you look closely at this fabric, you can make out titles on the spines of the books: Main Street, Gone with the Wind, Mutiny on the Bounty, a lot of literary classics. The only one missing that would have best supported my mission of double entendre is Moby Dick.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "SMARTYPANTS"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

Bookworms
Librarians & other Dewey Decimal organizers
Authors & wannabe authors
Anyone bound in leather
Bibliopoles & bookstore clerks
English Majors
Amazons
Mensa members
Alex Trebek
Anyone with a spine


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (or Junior 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32 (and 33 with no butt)
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... check them out! (Get it? Like you'd check out books at a library? Get it? Oh, never mind...)

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kt5678 Mar 19, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

We lucked out and ordered during a down time when our order could go right to the top of the sewing pile, so our custom-made boxers arrived in time for our "Boxer Rebellion" 5K race. I'd wager ours were the hippest bums on the course. Bonus to ordering from Bonus Pants: the product label cracked me up. Note: if you are a female with a generous tuckus, the fit might be a little tight, as the fabric doesn't stretch much. I normally wear a size 12 in pants, and the large shorts fit well in the waist but were a bit tight across the rear. Not unexpected, since they are really cut for a man's shape. I overheard another woman at our 5K race making the same comment about her off-the-rack boxers. One good thing: they did not ride up!

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bibliophile81 Jan 30, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

It is way too cold in Indiana right now to sleep in shorts, but I have tried them on, and I cannot wait to enjoy my fancy new shorts this summer!

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Reviewed by Anonymous Dec 16, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

thank you! vibrant colors that have lasted a few washes already! he loves them!

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Reviewed by Anonymous Feb 8, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Loved the tag!

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