BOOKS cotton boxers (SMARTYPANTS)

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

If you look closely at this fabric, you can make out titles on the spines of the books: Main Street, Gone with the Wind, Mutiny on the Bounty, a lot of literary classics. The only one missing that would have best supported my mission of double entendre is Moby Dick.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "SMARTYPANTS"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

Bookworms
Librarians & other Dewey Decimal organizers
Authors & wannabe authors
Anyone bound in leather
Bibliopoles & bookstore clerks
English Majors
Amazons
Mensa members
Alex Trebek
Anyone with a spine


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (or Junior 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32 (and 33 with no butt)
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... check them out! (Get it? Like you'd check out books at a library? Get it? Oh, never mind...)

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Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (612)
  • Ada Vaysfligel Nov 26, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Boomer Sep 20, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I was worried that the waistband might be a little tight and cause pain on a sensitive nerve in my back. She made me a pair of small shorts with the medium waist band and they are perfect!
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  • Kelly P Jul 21, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Another winning bunch of boxers!!!!! Look out Dag.....fall is coming!!!! Lol
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  • Deneen Roessler Jul 19, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Gave them to my sushi loving teen as one of her birthday presents. They were a hit. So comfy that she wore them to bed the very first night they arrived. Received in NY in just 3 days.

    Haven't laundered the sleep shorts yet...stay tuned.
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