Whoa! You can't favorite your own shop.

Whoa! You can't buy your own item.

Whoa! You can't favorite own item.

Whoa! You can't add your own item to a list.

Add this item to a treasury!

You don't have any treasuries yet. Enter a title below to create one.

This item has been added.

View your treasury.

Like this item?

Add it to your favorites to revisit it later.

Request a custom order and have something made just for you.
Little Omar completed cross stitch in 3" embroidery hoop

---The Story---

Who else could transform "The Farmer and the Dell" into a bad@$$ announcement that you'd better run? I can't think of anyone.

The scar, the shotgun, the quippy one-liners, the ruthlessly capitalist heart of gold...without becoming a parody of hypermasculinity (Vin Diesel? Segal?), and without becoming a gay stereotype, this dude manages to epitomize and escape everything that makes his story worthy of being called "modern day Shakespeare."

And now you can have him, super-cute-ified and parodied (so as not to freak out your grandma -- Omar loves grandmas), hanging on your living room wall.

---The Deets---

This 3" round stitch features the text of your choice -- "Oh, indeed," "Omar Comin'," "The cheese stands alone" or the classic "You come at the king, you best not miss" with a tiny pixelated cross stitch of a man with a shotgun, wearing a trenchcoat and bulletproof vest. The example pictured is stitched in black thread (text) on ivory aida cloth.

Select the text you'd like as you make your purchase, either by using the drop-down list at checkout, or (if you're on a mobile device and can't see the drop-down), by making note of your preference in the purchase order notes. ***If you don't choose for yourself, I'll surprise you!***

*FRAME: This will come completed and framed in a 3" natural wood round embroidery hoop unless you request otherwise. The pattern was designed for a round frame, but if you'd rather have it in a square or rectangular secondhand frame from my cache, let me know in the purchase order notes! (I'm completely out of the black square ornate frames.)

*SHIP: This stitch will ship as pictured to anywhere in the world.

It will be wrapped carefully in newspaper and sent on its way via USPS first class with delivery confirmation or international first class within two weeks of your order, unless specified otherwise by convo or in my shop policies, shop banner or announcements (below the shop banner) -- and almost always sooner. Let me know if you're on a deadline, and I'll see what I can do!

As usual, multiple item orders take more time, so especially let me know if you have a "receive by" date, especially if you're ordering more than one thing from the shop. :)

*GIFT WRAP: Let me know if you're giving wire-inspired awesomeness as a gift, and I'll wrap it up in plain paper and include a notecard for you to write in. Or let me know if it's going straight to the recipient (be sure to include the correct address in your order!) and what message you'd like to include and I'll write it in on your behalf before popping it in the mail.

---The Links---

Want to stitch it yourself? Here's the pattern, part of a 3 pattern set that includes a full-on sampler:

And here's a kit, if you'd like me to assemble the materials for you but not do the deed:

Want Bunk, pictured in the last photo here? Find him in this listing:

Looking for more inspired stuff? Check out the "That's How I Was Raised" section:

Here's the Darkest Timeline goatee:

If you've made a huge mistake, see this listing:

Looking for something different but funny? Check out the randomly funny section of my shop:

Back to my shop:

---The Legal Stuff---

My designs are copyright me, so please don't copy 'em; this design is for sale in my shop already, so no excuses! You can buy it for only a few bucks. ; )

*This listing and the pictured cross stitch are in some ways inspired by television, but not in any way affiliated with any show -- nor should it be construed as such. This pattern, as with all my patterns, is in some ways inspired by diverse popular cultural elements, but it is not affiliated or associated in any way with a particular song, show, film, etc. and it should not be considered or construed as any kind of official merchandise. It is intended as a fair use parody of any inspirational material.

Little Omar cross stitch -- inspired cross stitch, You come at the king, wire cross stitch

$24.99 USD
Please select an option
Please select an option
Please select from the available options


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cross stitch fabric, aida cloth, embroidery thread, DMC, embroidery hoop, 3 inch embroidery
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 1413 reviews
  • Favorited by: 236 people