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Attention Urban Survivalists! If you're gonna make it in that big bad concrete jungle out there, you're gonna need to master some essential skills.

To earn the Public Transit is my Bitch Urban Merit Badge complete one of the following:
a) Know three alternate routes to your home from work, your favorite restaurant and best friend's house.
b) Automatically adjust your route based on the time of day, sporting events, street fairs and street closures.
c) Loudly and publicly scold those who don't give up their seat for pregnant women and the elderly.
d) Have automatic responses for getting flashed, three card monty, and the crazy dude screaming about Armageddon.

Patches measure 2" wide and include instructions for ironing on.

Public Transit is my Bitch - Modern Merit Badge - Iron On Patch

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  • Materials: cotton, twill, thread
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