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CUSTOM uterus skirt, plus size 4X to medium size 12, hand-made-to-order in your choice of vintage GREEN fabrics

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The original, HissyFit skirt design, going strong since 2003!
I love making skirts that are easy-care, figure-flattering, and just fun to wear. A-line shaped & hemmed to just-above-the-knee (or any length you'd prefer), this skirt is simple but really looks great on lots of body types (curvy, lean, petite, tall). The slip-on, elastic waist style gives room to breathe, move, and groove.

Oh, and then there's the POCKET: an important feature that's often left off of women's clothes (like we all want to carry purses or bags all of the time, really?) Unlike the flimsy side pockets on most women's clothes, the uterus pocket on this skirt is just the right size (7.5" by 4.5") to hold your most important stuff (phone, keys, etc.), and the durable, satin stitch applique is made to hold up, even with loads of wear & washing. Pocket placement makes it perfect for active-wear (biking, rocking out, etc.) without risking losing your stuff (from either gravity or strangers' sticky-fingers).

This listing is for a custom-made-to-order item. Pictures of finished skirts are to show the shape & design; please see the final image for the vintage, knit poly fabric choices for this custom-skirt. Size specifications and uterus-fabric details to be arranged with the buyer before or after purchase.

(Want a different skirt color? Here's a listing for pink+yellow fabrics: https://www.etsy.com/listing/105775053/custom-uterus-skirt-plus-size-4x-to
& another for patterned fabrics: https://www.etsy.com/listing/108850007/custom-uterus-skirt-plus-size-handmade Or send me a convo. with another color request & I can set up a custom-listing just for you.)

If you like this design but want it made in a woven (non-knit, non-stretchy) fabric, this is totally do-able, but it will cost $10 extra (to cover time & supply costs to add a side seam zipper + button closure); send me a convo. & I can show you vintage, woven fabric options to fit your preferences/style (prints, solids, pastels, primary colors, wacky, sedate, or anything in between).


CUSTOM-ORDER INFO: When you purchase this custom order item, please let me know (in the "note to seller" box at checkout):

•1• YOUR SKIRT FABRIC CHOICE: select the "variation" with the fabric (by #) that you want. If you have a POCKET FABRIC PREFERENCE (for the uterus + ovaries) tell me this in the "note to seller box" = this can be a solid or patterned fabric, in a similar or a contrasting color. You can also leave the pocket fabric choice totally up to me (I'm a really good fabric-chooser).

•2• YOUR MEASUREMENTS = waist, hips, length
Measure around where you'd like the waist of the finished skirt to sit on your body (+) around hips or plushest area below waist (+) the length from this waistline to your mid-knee cap--or to where you want the bottom edge of the finished skirt to be. Please give me actual measurements (I'll add room for ease of wear).
[If it's easier, you can measure a skirt you already own to find these #s, just tell me that these are *garment measurements* (not body measurements) so I won't add too much ease & make your skirt all saggy-baggy.]

[I'm happy to make this design in sizes 5X & up, just contact me to discuss this so that I can check the fabric yardage requirements to confirm it will work]

Production (turn-around) time is currently estimated at: 10 DAYS from payment to shipment of finished, custom-made garment. I'll reply after your purchase with a firm deadline for shipment of your finished custom order.

Oh, and check out Hissyfit's Policies page for more info about the usual payment/shipping/refund ba-jazz, as well as tips on how to measure for your best fit (measuring info is at the bottom of this page): http://www.etsy.com/shop/hissyfitoly/policy

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CUSTOM uterus skirt, plus size 4X to medium size 12, hand-made-to-order in your choice of vintage GREEN fabrics


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: vintage fabric, thread, elastic, pattern drafting supplies, depreciation on my machines and tools, electricity to run everything, new sewing machine needle, 3 hours of design and production time, handmade honesty
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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