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This card can be given to your derby wife on your wedding day or on your anniversary! The message inside is funny and sincere, but not too saccharine sweet, with a touch of snark at the end.

To my derby wife on our joyous day

You are the camel toe in my hot pants,
You are the ref to my penalties,
You are the rink rash under my fishnets,
Basically you are a pain in the ass but I love you so.

About Drunk Girl Designs greeting cards:
My cards are printed on thick 14pt card stock with a matte coating. They are 5"x7" folded, and a white 70lb premium uncoated text envelope is included.

All work is copyrighted by Heather Perry.

**SHIPPING NOTICE** International orders will be mailed in a standard craft paper envelope. The card will be secured inside with cardstock to help keep shipping prices reasonable for those across the pond.

To My Derby Wife, On Our Joyous Day - 5x7 Roller Derby Greeting Card

$4.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink, envelope
  • Feedback: 334 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States