SMELLYOURMUM ETSY STORE

Hi, and thanks for looking at our item on Etsy! Details about the item are below, along with a size guide. Sometimes we have to shorten the slogans to fit in the limited Etsy Item Title space, so make sure that you check out the images to read the FULL slogan.

We also have to censor some images and titles. Please note, if the image or title has been censored, the item you receive will NOT be censored!

Our garments are branded, cotton T-Shirts. Sizes S-3XL are usually Fruit of the Loom "Heavy" T-Shirts; 4XL are printed on comparible quality tees. Every design was created by us .

Make sure you check out our Etsy Store for more great designs and other items.

FAST shipping = Nearly all orders are shipped within 24 hours.

SHIPS from within the UK.

UNIQUE items = All designs & slogans created by us.

ONLINE since 2002 = We know how to serve you.

BRITISH company = Small, efficient, two person outfit based in the North.

TRANSPARENT operation = No hiding behind mailboxes or premium rates.

TRUSTED brand = Thousands of satisfied customers, worldwide.

Postage & Packing
We always ship the fastest method possible, which is usually first class within the UK. Overseas is via Air Mail. Where possible, we ship the day of receiving payment or next working day. If you need an item within a specific timeframe, drop us a line to make sure we can do that prior to ordering. If an item you ordered is taking longer than you thought it would to reach you, always feel comfortable to send us a message to make sure the item is on it's way. In the extremely unlikely event that there is any kind of problem, do let us know so we can rectify it. We don't want anyone to leave us feeling disappointed - we've been trading online since 2002 and treat our customers as we, ourselves, would like to be treated: with respect, honesty and decency.

About Us
Started in 2002 by Zion & Vikki. We began to manufacture slogan T-Shirts as a way of funding our rock band, SPiT LiKE THiS. We've featured in mags such as Kerrang!, Metal Hammer, Bizarre and Skin Deep. Some of our more outrageous items have raised eyebrows internationally. Thanks to the support of people like you, our band made a big splash in a small pond and, since then, we have gone on to fund our own movies and now ZVTV, our YouTube channel. Please follow us, add to favourites, find us on Facebook and get stuck in!

Size Guide
The measurements below were made with the garment lying flat, first measurement armpit to armpit, the second collar to hem.
S 19in x 24in
M 21in x 25in
L 22in x 26.5in
XL 24in x 26.5in
XXL 26in x 27in
3XL 28in x 28in
4XL 30in x 29in