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Never have you been able to open your beer with a moustache until now!

The simplest bottle opener design has finally been applied to the art of the moustache, and I must say this may be the best (and most useful) one yet. It is portable, sturdy, and most importantly easy to whip out at a moment's notice for the perfect photobomb!

This 4" long stained stache features a stainless steel bolt and a hanging chain.

Emergency Moustache Bottle Opener

$4.99 USD
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