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That special someone may think they already have everything, but they didn't have this! A sexually transmitted disease is the gift that keeps on giving! Whether you sign it and hand it over with a smile or leave it on the kitchen table and run like hell, this card says it all from someone who thinks condoms take all the fun out of promiscuous sex.

It also makes a great birthday card if you are waiting until after you are married.

The front of the card reads: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something you don’t already have.

The inside reads: So I gave you a new STD. Happy Birthday!

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

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Sexually Transmitted Disease Birthday Present. Funny Birthday Cards. Sarcastic Birthday Cards. Snarky Birthday Cards.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Feedback: 194 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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