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That special someone may think they already have everything, but they didn't have this! A sexually transmitted disease is the gift that keeps on giving! Whether you sign it and hand it over with a smile or leave it on the kitchen table and run like hell, this card says it all from someone who thinks condoms take all the fun out of promiscuous sex.

It also makes a great birthday card if you are waiting until after you are married.

The front of the card reads: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something you don’t already have.

The inside reads: So I gave you a new STD. Happy Birthday!

IMPORTANT: This is a DIGITAL-ONLY product, not a physical greeting card. Upon purchase you will be directed to a download page. After downloading the PDF files for the card front and the card back, you may print them at home or print shop onto your own paper.

Note: The preview images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

TERMS OF USE: You may print unlimited copies for your personal use. You may not, however, sell the images or cards in any form, digital, print, modified, unmodified, or otherwise.

Not quite the right words for your situation? Send us a note and we will create a custom listing for just two dollars more.

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  • Materials: digital, PDF, print at home
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