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Hello is it Brie You're Looking for Lionel Ritchie Cheese platter
This is a new smaller sized version- square shaped and made from porcelain.

I've been alone with you and had some wine--
And in my dreams I've had some cheese
a thousand times,
I sometimes go and pass out on my floor...
Hello: is it brie you're looking for?

If you know just what to say, and you know just what to do, then let me start by saying-this cheese platter is for you. Featuring my fan art homage to the great Lionel Richie and that fabulous video with the blind chick and the big clay head--back in the days when it wasn't creepy or inappropriate for your drama teacher to have a thing for you.

This is a handmade small cheese plate measuring 7 inches x .5 inches. Created from porcelain clay kiln fired several times to over 1900 degrees-all lead free eco friendly materials used. Safe to place in your dishwasher or microwave: made to be used and enjoyed!

The design for the Lionel Ritchie artwork on this platter was created by THE NICEST AND FUNNIEST GUY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD: Tony, from http://www.creativetypes.blogspot.com and his blog Creative Dad is one of the best reads on the internet! This design is used by permission, which just goes to show you there's never any harm in asking for something nicely. Did I mention that Tony is the nicest guy in the world? Please visit his blog and show the man some love.

I am happy to combine shipping and save you money when you buy more than one item! I'll get you the best rate possible and refund the difference directly to your paypal account. Please browse my other items http://www.lennymud.etsy.com
International customers should read my shipping policies to the left so they are not surprised by customs fees or ship times.

IS THIS A GIFT? I never include a receipt, but I do include care instructions. I'd be happy to add a message--please leave me TO/FROM info in "note to seller" at checkout.

Frequently asked questions about LennyMud

My items are dishwasher and microwave safe. They are kiln fired and I use only lead free non toxic materials.
I package for safety- I wrap items in bubble wrap and nestle them on a bed of clean recycled brown kraft paper within a box. I am always happy to include your note instead of a receipt- please leave that info at checkout. I am sorry but I do not gift wrap.
please inquirel
Buyers are responsible for the cost to reship the item if they enter an incorrect address at checkout.
I do not offer expedited shipping options- sorry to disappoint. I will make every attempt to get an item to you by a specific date if you communicate with me what your needs are, but cannot be responsible for postal delays or for being unable to meet unrealistic dates.
I try to process orders within 1-3 days of receipt. I ship via USPS if you are in a state that is nearby to New Jersey, Fed Ex Smart post for other states and International. I do not offer expedited shipping options. If you need an item by a certain date please leave me a message in the "note to seller" field at checkout. I reserve the right toselect the carrier best suited for the order. International orders can take from 2 -4 weeks to arrive depending on the volume of your local customs office.
Recently Etsy has chosen to use language in listings that can be confusing to first time buyers. Your customs fees or import taxes are NOT included in the price of the item. Additional charges may be levied by your country based on individual import laws. I am not able to mark your package as a gift to avoid these fees- sorry to disappoint.

Hello Lionel Richie is it Brie You're Looking for Lionel Ritchie Cheese platter

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: clay pottery ceramic
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 10574 reviews
  • Favorited by: 5 people