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Calm Yo Tits - OOAK Orinthology Appreciation Embroidery

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A while ago, we adopted a rescue dog, a 5-year-old Boston terrier who hadn't been treated so well by her previous owners (the first people used her for breeding, the second people kept her in the backyard and had no interaction with her). The people who'd had her before us returned her because she was "too mellow" - is that even possible? That's like sending back a steak because it's "too delicious".

When we brought her home, she was shy and quiet and slept approximately 23 hours a day. If she'd been potty trained or knew even the most basic obedience commands, she would have pretty much been the perfect dog. Fast forward a year or so, you wouldn't even recognize her as the same dog, she's confident, she's energetic and sometimes even a little pushy - and if sh even thinks you're going to feed her or give her a treat, she goes in to hyper crazy mode, dancing on her hind legs, snorting, hyperventilating - it's pretty funny. When she gets too out of control, I've been known to tell her "calm your teats".

As it happens, I couldn't think of a funny picture to go with that, but I will never not find it funny that there are several different types of birds called Tits.

This piece, hand-embroidered on vintage-looking mint-green flowered fabric and mounted in a 5"x9" wood hoop, is ready to go up on your wall or to be gifted to your favorite fan of birds, boobs or random internet memes.


As always, I'm also open to commissions in case there's a movie scene, catch phrase or pretty much anything you'd like to see translated into thread!

Calm Yo Tits - OOAK Orinthology Appreciation Embroidery


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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton fabric, embroidery hoop
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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