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This item sold on June 7, 2014.

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In a past life, this armor was a set of football pads. Football pads that lead a very good life and managed to be reincarnated as a burly suit of armor.

The armor is beastly. Crafted from 3 different genuine traffic signs, it's formed from 18 individually cut-out, 1/8in thick, hand-hammered plates linked together in a pattern inspired by ancient Roman Lorcia Segmentata armor. The way in which the plates are linked together allows the wearer to bend & twist their torso and move their arms with ease while the armor moves with them and covers them the entire time.

Weighing in at approximately 30 pounds, it's substantial and feels awesome to wear. The foam padding from the underlying remnants of the football gear makes it comfortable to boot!

The armor is reasonably adjustable and will fit men up to 6'4" tall with a waist as large as 36" in circumference.

* This listing is for the torso armor worn by the fellah in the photos ONLY!
(all other armor in the pictures and items worn by the lady are sold separately)

I love to do custom work. If something you see inspires you or if you have a completely different idea, contact me! :D

Traffic Sign Breastplate


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: aluminum, steel, leather, plastic, foam, velcro, nylon
  • Ships worldwide from Washington, United States
  • Feedback: 26 reviews
  • Favorited by: 133 people