PLANETS cotton boxers

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PLANETS cotton boxers

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Handmade

Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

While the illustration's perspective might not be astronomically correct, I'm pretty sure you'll find Uranus right where it belongs... on the BACK...

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "WHICH ONE IS URANUS?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

- Astronauts
- Astrophysicists
- Astronomers
- Astrologers
- Proctologists
- Trekkies and/or Trekkers
- Kevin Spacey
- Men from Mars
- E.T.
- Anyone who requires coverage for a black hole

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're out of this world!
While the illustration's perspective might not be astronomically correct, I'm pretty sure you'll find Uranus right where it belongs... on the BACK...

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "WHICH ONE IS URANUS?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

- Astronauts
- Astrophysicists
- Astronomers
- Astrologers
- Proctologists
- Trekkies and/or Trekkers
- Kevin Spacey
- Men from Mars
- E.T.
- Anyone who requires coverage for a black hole

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're out of this world!

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