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"Ever since the third grade, kids at school have called me four eyes. Not because I wear glasses, but because I actually have four eyes. After awhile it really got to me, so I decided that I should come up with some sort of snappy retort, so I started calling all the other kids two-eyes. At first this just confused them, but when they thought it through they realized that it really wasn't an insult, so they started teasing me again. And then I decided to use psychology, to operate on a higher thinking level than their own! My new response was: "Well, what if having four eyes is normal, and having two is weird, huh? What if I'm the only normal one?" This also caused some general confusion, but after looking around at the other kids that saw that having two eyes was in fact normal, and they started teasing me again. Now, I just hang out with this kid Frederick. They call him four-eyes, too, not because he has four eyes, but because he has one eye and has to wear three monocles because his eyesight is so bad."

Niles is an adorable, fuzzy puppet that's about 4 1/2" tall. His snout can be controlled by inserting your finger into the back of his head and then moving it around. We do not recommend Niles for small children, as they could possibly tear Niles apart. Niles would be happiest as a friend to an older or a very gentle child, a locker companion to a goofy teenager, a desktop friend at the office, and nice quiet jobs like that. Wherever Niles goes, smiles are expected to follow!

Have an idea for a custom finger puppet? Email me at rodneyfuzz [!at] or click the "Request Custom Item" on the lefthand side of my shop to place your order!

Niles the Quadroptic- fuzzy finger puppet from Such Things Puppets


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: fleece, safety eyes, feather boa
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 12 reviews
  • Favorited by: 4 people