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Drinker's Dictionary Decanter [free shipping]

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Drinker's Dictionary Decanter [free shipping]

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$56.00+

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If you choose the "Wood Custom Etch" option, you may have the wooden stopper monogrammed with the initials of the recipient, or have a short word or phrase etched into to wooden stopper. Please remember, the longer the word, the smaller the text.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: No
  • Materials: glass, wood, cork
  • Favorited by: 716 people
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Returns and exchanges accepted
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Description

In 1737, Benjamin Franklin compiled The Drinker's Dictionary, a list of every word and phrase meaning DRUNK.

275 years later, I got a little PIDGEON EY'D and etched it into a beautiful reclaimed apothecary-style absinthe bottle that makes a fantastic conversation piece for your home bar.

Your NIMTOPSICAL friends will love passing it around while they get totally OXYCROCIUM

***This particular piece comes with three options for the top:
1. With a simple cork stopper for $49
2. With a portrait of Franklin etched into a wooden cap (as pictured) for $54
3. With a custom etched wooden cap, either monogrammed with your initials, or up to ten characters of your choosing for $59

If you're feeling a little WAMBLE CROP’D and want to read more about the Drinker's Dictionary, check out this post on my site www.libationlab.com/dd/

Note:
The bottle is about 9 inches tall and 3.5 inches diameter. By volume, it's 750ml, equivalent to a full-size bottle of liquor (commonly call a "fifth"), so a little more than 25 fluid ounces.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

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Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

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Refunds issued upon return receipt for incorrect orders or damaged items.

Kits cannot be returned if opened.

Custom orders cannot be canceled once work on the project has begun, and are not eligible for return.

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