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Drinker's Dictionary Decanter [free shipping]

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Drinker's Dictionary Decanter [free shipping]

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If you choose the "Wood Custom Etch" option, you may have the wooden stopper monogrammed with the initials of the recipient, or have a short word or phrase etched into to wooden stopper. Please remember, the longer the word, the smaller the text.

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  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: No
  • Materials: glass, wood, cork
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In 1737, Benjamin Franklin compiled The Drinker's Dictionary, a list of every word and phrase meaning DRUNK.

275 years later, I got a little PIDGEON EY'D and etched it into a beautiful reclaimed apothecary-style absinthe bottle that makes a fantastic conversation piece for your home bar.

Your NIMTOPSICAL friends will love passing it around while they get totally OXYCROCIUM

***This particular piece comes with three options for the top:
1. With a simple cork stopper for $49
2. With a portrait of Franklin etched into a wooden cap (as pictured) for $54
3. With a custom etched wooden cap, either monogrammed with your initials, or up to ten characters of your choosing for $59

If you're feeling a little WAMBLE CROP’D and want to read more about the Drinker's Dictionary, check out this post on my site www.libationlab.com/dd/

The bottle is about 9 inches tall and 3.5 inches diameter. By volume, it's 750ml, equivalent to a full-size bottle of liquor (commonly call a "fifth"), so a little more than 25 fluid ounces.


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Custom orders cannot be canceled once work on the project has begun, and are not eligible for return.

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