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Drinker's Dictionary Decanter

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In 1737, Benjamin Franklin compiled The Drinker's Dictionary, a list of every word and phrase meaning DRUNK.

275 years later, I got a little PIDGEON EY'D and etched it into a beautiful reclaimed apothecary-style absinthe bottle that makes a fantastic conversation piece for your home bar.

Your NIMTOPSICAL friends will love passing it around while they get totally OXYCROCIUM

***This particular piece comes with three options for the top:
1. With a simple cork stopper for $49
2. With a portrait of Franklin etched into a wooden cap (as pictured) for $54
3. With a custom etched wooden cap, either monogrammed with your initials, or up to ten characters of your choosing for $59

If you're feeling a little WAMBLE CROP’D and want to read more about the Drinker's Dictionary, check out this post on my site www.libationlab.com/dd/

The bottle is about 9 inches tall and 3.5 inches diameter. By volume, it's 750ml, equivalent to a full-size bottle of liquor (commonly call a "fifth"), so a little more than 25 fluid ounces.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Meredith
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 3, 2018
Drinker's Dictionary Decanter

Reviewed by David Lucas
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 2, 2018
Great quality. Overall solid product
Drinker's Dictionary Decanter

Reviewed by tinastarr
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 2, 2018
I got this decanter for my husband who works in the spirits industry. It was the perfect gift given it was unique and had a story (plus it was made my my friend who owns this store!). The pamphlet included with the bottle explains the background, which is a nice, and helpful, touch. Note that the bottle can only be fully appreciated once it's filled with a brown spirit. Keep that in mind if you're giving this as a gift, and consider pre-filling it with the recipient's favorite. This one will be a fantastic addition to our home bar.
Drinker's Dictionary Decanter

Reviewed by Rachel Sensabaugh
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 15, 2017
Drinker's Dictionary Decanter


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