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I Love You So Much!
Inside:
I Want To Fuck Your Brains Out!
Happy Birthday



I can also make these cards larger in 8.5 X 11 size card stock. Please convo me for sample card and price

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A LARGER NUMBER OF THIS CARD PLEASE CONVO ME BEFORE ORDERING

I’LL SEND YOU A Pdf VERSION FOR YOUR APPROVAL .... Before .... I Print And Mail Your Card.

This card can read:
BLANK INSIDE
CONGRATULATIONS;
CONGRATULATIONS ON WEDDING:
ENGAGEMENT
THANK YOU:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
HAPPY Belated BIRTHDAY:
SYMPATHY:
ENCOURAGEMENT
THINKING OF YOU
GET WELL:
HAPPY DIVORCE:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY;
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY;
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY;
MERRY CHRISTMAS;
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY;
ST. PATRICK’S DAY
HAPPY EASTER
HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY:

You may personalize with the persons name and a date

NO TIME TO ‘SNAIL MAIL’ A GREETING CARD!
I Can Design Your Card And Email It TO/FOR You.
Card Will Be 8.5 X 11 Inches
I’LL SEND YOU A Pdf VERSION FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
If You Would Like I’ll Mail You The Actual Card In The Size Stated Below.
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65lb WHITE HEAVYWEIGHT LASER PAPER. Finished Card Is Approximately 8 1/4” By 5 1/4” After Trimming. INSIDE PAGE IS ON 28LB WHITE HEAVYWEIGHT LASER PAPER, WHITE ENVELOPE included.

I create my greeting cards and awards in Adobe InDesign, Adobe Photoshop and Macromedia Freehand.

My greeting cards, invitations, posters and original art is not mass produced; they’re printed individually by the artist, AnnKay Wagner, in my Arizona studio. MOST OF MY WORK CAN BE PERSONALIZED.

Some of my customers say they want to frame these cards for home, office decoration or as gifts... a very nice compliment.

Printed with an HP color laser printer using genuine HP toner. White Envelope 6”X9” Card will be mailed to you in a larger brown envelope. Unless you would like the card mailed directly to the recipient. Then I will need the persons name and address.

My watermark with my Desert Designs Greeting Cards By AnnKay Wagner studio name will not appear on your purchased card..

I will send in a larger envelope, first class mail unless you specify otherwise. I also offer: PRIORITY MAIL FLAT RATE BOX; if you are ordering other cards at this time please tell me and I can adjust the postage. Depending on the size of your order and the flat rate box used, I may be able to stuff all of your order in one box, thus saving you some postage.

**INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS**
I AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO SHIP ANY OF MY ITEMS OVER SEAS AND INTERNATIONAL. PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH A POSTAL CODE AND THE COUNTRY THAT I’M SHIPPING TO AND I WILL REPLY PROMPTLY WITH A SHIPPING TOTAL.

*INTERNATIONAL BUYERS*
Please be aware that AnnKayGreetingCards is NOT RESPONSIBLE for any additional Customs Taxes and Fees. All Duties, Taxes and Fees are the responsibility of the buyer.

I Am Also Available For Any Custom Graphic Design Work - Greeting Cards, Invitations, Note Cards, ETC.

I Want To Fuck Your Brains Out... Adult Birthday Card... Risque Card... Email Service

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