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Here in the South We Don't Hide Crazy... Wood Sign Measuring 10"x19" and 3"x19" - Can be Customized

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Here in the South We Don't Hide Crazy... Wood Sign Measuring 10"x19" and 3"x19" - Can be Customized

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wood, vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 35 people
  • Gift message available
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Description

If you're from the South, you can probably relate to this sign.

This listing is for a beveled edged, solid wood sign with vinyl lettering - "Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea." (Smaller sign which attached to bottom of the larger sign says, "Welcome to our porch.")

(Please check out our store for the "cocktail" version of this sign.)

Top sign measures 10"x19" and bottom sign measures 3"x19". The large sign is black with green vinyl lettering. The bottom sign which is attached with eye and S hooks, is green with black vinyl lettering.

The boards are covered with a clear protective coating and the 10"x19" board has a sawtooth hanger for easy hanging. ***We do not recommend that this sign be in direct contact with the elements.

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Is this not the right color combo for you? We would love to customize something for your home. Please see the pictures of additional paint and vinyl colors on the right side of this listing. If you don't see what you're looking for, please convo with us.

When placing the order, please let us know the following:

1. Color of board
2. Color of vinyl

If you'd like a different size (or have any questions), please convo with us.

We LOVE doing custom orders. If you have a special idea, please email us for a quote.
smartypantz[at]smartypantz.net.

Thanks for looking!
If you're from the South, you can probably relate to this sign.

This listing is for a beveled edged, solid wood sign with vinyl lettering - "Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea." (Smaller sign which attached to bottom of the larger sign says, "Welcome to our porch.")

(Please check out our store for the "cocktail" version of this sign.)

Top sign measures 10"x19" and bottom sign measures 3"x19". The large sign is black with green vinyl lettering. The bottom sign which is attached with eye and S hooks, is green with black vinyl lettering.

The boards are covered with a clear protective coating and the 10"x19" board has a sawtooth hanger for easy hanging. ***We do not recommend that this sign be in direct contact with the elements.

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Is this not the right color combo for you? We would love to customize something for your home. Please see the pictures of additional paint and vinyl colors on the right side of this listing. If you don't see what you're looking for, please convo with us.

When placing the order, please let us know the following:

1. Color of board
2. Color of vinyl

If you'd like a different size (or have any questions), please convo with us.

We LOVE doing custom orders. If you have a special idea, please email us for a quote.
smartypantz[at]smartypantz.net.

Thanks for looking!

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Returns & exchanges

We work very hard to provide our clients with the product they are expecting. If you are unhappy with a sign (that is not customized) or other non-apparel item, please let us know and we will exchange the item or provide you a refund once we receive the unwanted product. (Shipping costs will not be refunded.)

Sorry to say, we do not provide returns or exhanges on apparel or customized items. Please convo with us prior to returning the item. Thanks!

Shipping policies

We ship via USPS within 1-3 weeks from date of purchase. (Custom orders may be a little longer due to the approval process of the colors and artwork by the customer.)

If you need something shipped sooner or via a faster method (Next Day Air), please convo with us regarding your requirements prior to purchasing.

Once the package is out of our hands we can not be responsible for the time it takes to arrive to you. We can only estimate based on usual conditions. Times may be longer due to weather, or other unexpected delays out of our control with USPS.

Additional policies

If you don't see exactly what you want, please let us know. We do a lot of customized items. We want to create that special item for you! Prior to creating the item, we will send you a computerized draft for your review and input. Once we have your agreement on colors, sayings, etc. we will then complete the project and ship it out to you!

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