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WARNING! Lowered Expectations Watch Your Head

War, politics, the economy....AARRRGGGHH!

When life has you down, you might as well laugh.

Get one for yourself, but don't forget about your friends "in the trenches".

This sturdy 8 ounce flask measures 5 3/4" high X 3 3/4" wide X 7/8" deep with a slight curve. It holds about 5 shots, ensuring that there's enough to share with other disgruntled souls.

Looking for some cheer that fits into your pocket? Check out our 4 ounce flask!!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/113239330/funny-lowered-expectations-warning-sign

~~~~ So, just how DOES Kitschville make your flashy new flask?~~~~

* First, our graphic designer spends a whole bunch of time tweaking the background, images and text. When she's FINALLY satisfied, she hits the "save" button. (yay!)

* Then, we laser-print your design, in all it's splendor, onto heavy duty vinyl (the same kind that's used for bumper stickers).

* Next, we cut your decal, activate the special kick-ass adhesive, and wrap all this awesomeness around one of our rugged, high quality stainless steel flasks.

* Finally, your flask is popped into it's own box, wrapped in bright & funky tissue (just for fun) and put into our inventory where it waits patiently for you to place your order.

When your order comes in, we package and ship your flask with lightning speed! (OK...it's usually the next day...unless it's a weekend...in which case it'll ship out on Monday.)

So that's the story of how your Lowered Expectations Flask came to be and how it will get to you.

CHECK OUT OUR OTHER GREAT DESIGNS AT Kitschville.etsy.com!

**** We now offer FUNNELS to make filling your Kitschville flask easier! ****
********* When purchased with a flask the funnel ships FOR FREE! *********
http://www.etsy.com/listing/73076062/handy-dandy-flask-funnel

WHOLESALE LOTS ARE AVAILABLE! Please contact us via Etsy Convo for details.

*** Please allow 12-15 BUSINESS DAYS for deliveries outside the USA ***

Funny LOWERED EXPECTATIONS - Watch Your Head - Flask 8 oz of "courage" for the overwhelmed

$18.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
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  • Ships worldwide from Maine, United States
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