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From Essex Junction, VT
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Broadway is all about the smell of the greasepaint—but not the smell of, well, you know. Nothing spoils an opening night more than a big stinker. But when the fog machine gets a little too active, these Broadway Lites can keep the vapors in the pit where they belong. So strike up a Lite, and on with the show!

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Comes in a colourful set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. The back features hilarious theater reviews. Size: 55x35mm

Huge thanks to http://www.etsy.com/shop/pickleberries for the idea of Broadway Lites.

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.
Broadway is all about the smell of the greasepaint—but not the smell of, well, you know. Nothing spoils an opening night more than a big stinker. But when the fog machine gets a little too active, these Broadway Lites can keep the vapors in the pit where they belong. So strike up a Lite, and on with the show!

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

Comes in a colourful set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. The back features hilarious theater reviews. Size: 55x35mm

Huge thanks to http://www.etsy.com/shop/pickleberries for the idea of Broadway Lites.

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧
Click to keep shopping at Dippylulu: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu
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Check out dippylulu sister shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/lippydudu
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Super Savers: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu?section_id=10718992
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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

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It's not me that farts a lot. Honest.

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