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This is a crochet Portal-inspired beanie hat in white (and that’s my lame attempt to satisfy search engines!).

Because a companion cube is not conducive to hat form, show your Portal geek pride with this hat, prominently displaying the #1 lesson from the game. You may be motivated by cake to compete your mission -- but remember that it can just be a long-con, and that the cake may indeed be a lie.

I designed this hat by creating a white basic beanie, and then free-hand embroidering the words "the cake is a lie" in bright blue yarn. The stretchy hat is comfortably sized for most adult men and women.

Hat fits most adults, stretches
Made from white yarn with blue embroidery
Machine washable on cold cycle, lay flat to dry

Want a different geek-inspired piece of awesome? No problem – I love to make nerdy hats! Feel free to contact me via etsy or e-mail danadooleydesigns [!at] gmail.com with any questions, comments, qualms, or concerns. Thanks so much for looking!

Portal "The Cake is a Lie" Hat (crochet beanie hat, geekery)


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: embroidery, acrylic yarn
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 202 reviews
  • Favorited by: 15 people