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This postcard features a long-time favorite Shower Art (waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup - or anywhere else - we're no dictators) that says, "I wanna touch your sex parts."

On the back it says, "Romance is for human suckers. I just wanna get this thing goin'!"

Ummmmmm. Yeah. That's good. We did real good.

This is a postcard you send in the mail - not an actual Shower Art piece.


Single: http://www.etsy.com/listing/85021302/postcard-i-wanna-touch-your-sex-parts
Three Pack: http://www.etsy.com/listing/105390512/postcard-3-pack-i-wanna-touch-your-sex
Eight Pack: http://www.etsy.com/listing/105390566/postcard-8-pack-i-wanna-touch-your-sex

Meet the owners of UglyBaby

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Rosalie Gale
Douglas Gale

Frequently asked questions about UglyBaby

Yes, I would be happy to create a custom Shower Art for you. Check out the sizes in the "Custom" section of my shop & put your request in the order notes when you check out. You are also welcome to send me a convo if you would like to nail down any details in advance.
If you would like to purchase Ugly Baby items for your shop, please send me a convo with your shop name and website. If we think it will be a good fit, we will send you a link to view our Etsy wholesale linesheet.

Postcard: I Wanna Touch Your Sex Parts


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: postcard, image
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 1072 reviews
  • Favorited by: 42 people