Baby BACON cotton boxers

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Baby BACON cotton boxers

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Handmade

Materials

100 percent woven cotton, elastic

Your kid can grow up to be whatever he or she wants - a doctor, a newscaster, a Nascar pit crew member, it doesn't matter because you're a devoted parent. The only thing that would shake your unconditional love for your child and feel you've failed as a parent is if they don't love bacon as much as you do. Encourage them down the right road with bacon shorts.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "BACON BITS"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of kid they're suitable for:

Babies named Kevin
Breakfast Enthusiasts
Fine Young Carnivores
Soon-to-be Junior Eggheads
Mommy's little piggy


When ordering, please specify size:
Baby S = 0-6 months
Baby M = 6-9 months
Baby L = 9-12 months
Baby XL = 12-18 months

(Junior sizes also available, 2T - 12, see my other listings)

One of the distinguishing features between my adult boxers and my kids' boxers is the lack of a functional fly. What's the point? They're babies. The shorts are sized to be worn over a diaper, it's too early to expect them to take responsibility for their own bodily functions. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by serging. These are some quality shorts... and everything (including clothing) *is* better with bacon.

*Please note that this style is available in adult sizes too - providing a unique opportunity for father/son (or father/daughter) boxer time!*
Your kid can grow up to be whatever he or she wants - a doctor, a newscaster, a Nascar pit crew member, it doesn't matter because you're a devoted parent. The only thing that would shake your unconditional love for your child and feel you've failed as a parent is if they don't love bacon as much as you do. Encourage them down the right road with bacon shorts.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "BACON BITS"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of kid they're suitable for:

Babies named Kevin
Breakfast Enthusiasts
Fine Young Carnivores
Soon-to-be Junior Eggheads
Mommy's little piggy


When ordering, please specify size:
Baby S = 0-6 months
Baby M = 6-9 months
Baby L = 9-12 months
Baby XL = 12-18 months

(Junior sizes also available, 2T - 12, see my other listings)

One of the distinguishing features between my adult boxers and my kids' boxers is the lack of a functional fly. What's the point? They're babies. The shorts are sized to be worn over a diaper, it's too early to expect them to take responsibility for their own bodily functions. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by serging. These are some quality shorts... and everything (including clothing) *is* better with bacon.

*Please note that this style is available in adult sizes too - providing a unique opportunity for father/son (or father/daughter) boxer time!*

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