Baby BACON cotton boxers

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Baby BACON cotton boxers

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Item details

Handmade item

Materials

100 percent woven cotton, elastic

Your kid can grow up to be whatever he or she wants - a doctor, a newscaster, a Nascar pit crew member, it doesn't matter because you're a devoted parent. The only thing that would shake your unconditional love for your child and feel you've failed as a parent is if they don't love bacon as much as you do. Encourage them down the right road with bacon shorts.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "BACON BITS"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of kid they're suitable for:

Babies named Kevin
Breakfast Enthusiasts
Fine Young Carnivores
Soon-to-be Junior Eggheads
Mommy's little piggy


When ordering, please specify size:
Baby S = 0-6 months
Baby M = 6-9 months
Baby L = 9-12 months
Baby XL = 12-18 months

(Junior sizes also available, 2T - 12, see my other listings)

One of the distinguishing features between my adult boxers and my kids' boxers is the lack of a functional fly. What's the point? They're babies. The shorts are sized to be worn over a diaper, it's too early to expect them to take responsibility for their own bodily functions. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by serging. These are some quality shorts... and everything (including clothing) *is* better with bacon.

*Please note that this style is available in adult sizes too - providing a unique opportunity for father/son (or father/daughter) boxer time!*
Your kid can grow up to be whatever he or she wants - a doctor, a newscaster, a Nascar pit crew member, it doesn't matter because you're a devoted parent. The only thing that would shake your unconditional love for your child and feel you've failed as a parent is if they don't love bacon as much as you do. Encourage them down the right road with bacon shorts.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "BACON BITS"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of kid they're suitable for:

Babies named Kevin
Breakfast Enthusiasts
Fine Young Carnivores
Soon-to-be Junior Eggheads
Mommy's little piggy


When ordering, please specify size:
Baby S = 0-6 months
Baby M = 6-9 months
Baby L = 9-12 months
Baby XL = 12-18 months

(Junior sizes also available, 2T - 12, see my other listings)

One of the distinguishing features between my adult boxers and my kids' boxers is the lack of a functional fly. What's the point? They're babies. The shorts are sized to be worn over a diaper, it's too early to expect them to take responsibility for their own bodily functions. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by serging. These are some quality shorts... and everything (including clothing) *is* better with bacon.

*Please note that this style is available in adult sizes too - providing a unique opportunity for father/son (or father/daughter) boxer time!*

Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From United States

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We can do this however you'd like it - PayPal or direct checkout are easiest, but if you prefer to send a check or money order, convo me and we'll work it out. Offers of barter will always be seriously considered.

Returns & exchanges

Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.

Shipping policies

I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.

Additional policies

If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.