Stocking stuffer funny gag gift matchboxes -- Your sh/t does indeed stink. Set of three matchboxes. MATURE

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Stocking stuffer funny gag gift matchboxes -- Your sh/t does indeed stink. Set of three matchboxes. MATURE

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We all know them. They live in a perfect house, have perfect children, perfect car, perfect make-up, and they even emit odorless excrement. And then there's the rest of us. These matches are a reminder that yes, our shit does stink. Put these in your loo as a way to keep your guests humble.

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Comes in a colourful set of 3 in lipstick box shape, and wrapped in a cello bag. Size: 55mm long. First image is censored for Etsy. You'll receive the boxes uncensored!

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.
We all know them. They live in a perfect house, have perfect children, perfect car, perfect make-up, and they even emit odorless excrement. And then there's the rest of us. These matches are a reminder that yes, our shit does stink. Put these in your loo as a way to keep your guests humble.

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Comes in a colourful set of 3 in lipstick box shape, and wrapped in a cello bag. Size: 55mm long. First image is censored for Etsy. You'll receive the boxes uncensored!

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

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