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Sometimes four letter words say it best. The Slut Greeting Card is perfect for any occasion you want to give a shout-out to your favorite S-L-U-T. Make this into a suggestive Valentine, a funny birthday card, or a congratulations-for-whatever card. How about a "will you be my bridesmaid?" for only the best of friends who know you and love you anyway. Have fun with it but don't be mean spirited - Karma is a bitch.

This is a large card, printed on smooth matte stock that is perfect for signing and with plenty of room to write just what you want to say.

INSIDE GREETING OPTIONS: You must choose an option for the inside in the drop down menu at check out.

Option #1: BLANK
The inside will be completely blank and you can write whatever message you like.

Option #2: YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE
I will be happy to type in any message you would like. You must leave the exact wording you want in the "Message to Parachute425" box at check out. Please check your spelling and grammar - it will be printed exactly as you give it to me. Or you can convo and we'll talk. Go ahead - I don't blush!

COLOR OPTIONS: You must choose a color from the drop down menu at checkout. See photo #3 for your options.
Pink, Purple, Red, Green, Orange, Turquoise, Wine, Blue

YOU WILL RECEIVE: One Card and one #10 White Envelope

SIZE: Large card, Approx. 9.25" x 4" (23.5 x 10.16 cm). Fits a standard #10 envelope which is included.



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The sale of this card does not transfer copyright.

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SLUT Greeting Card, funny Valentine, funny friend card, personalized card, adult card, insult card, slang, snark, humor, mature language

$5.95 USD
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: Slut Greeting Card
  • Ships worldwide from Illinois, United States
  • Feedback: 327 reviews
  • Favorited by: 87 people