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Some people beat around the subject of penises. Some people simply beat the subject. Maybe a few times a day. These are the people not buying these cards. If you don't want your man beating his subject on his birthday or Valentine's Day, buy him this card.

Outside: I [heart] Your Penis
Inside: Just Sayin

Dimensions: 175mm x 115mm (6.8 inches x 4.5 inches)
Card is 300 GSM, 100% Post Consumer Waste and white in colour.
Packaged with red envelope (100% recycled) and biodegradable cello pouch.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card, ink
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from Australia
  • Feedback: 295 reviews
  • Favorited by: 503 people